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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    New Bitch On Top

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    Well, somebody just kicked the hornet's nest.
     
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    I've been a bad, bad girl...
     
  3. p00g0blin

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    Oh, more? That's weird.
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    I think the train has just had a head on collision with the idiot mobile carrying a full load of dumb ass. Who the hell gave ghettoastronaut the wheel?

    It was one of you drunk fuckers, wasn't it?
     
  5. ghettoastronaut

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    I told you guys many pages ago - I've broken out the orange pekoe tea (Twinings brand, naturally), and that this thread was gonna get some crazy.

    PDE5 inhibitors:

    The inhibition of phosphodiesterase-5 has the ultimate effect of increasing nitrous oxide levels. Nitrous oxide allows for smooth muscle relaxation, particularly, the smooth muscle lining blood vessels; this has the effect of reducing your blood pressure. And giving you boners.

    Fact: viagra is still used to treat hypertension in dogs.
     
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    Personally this thread is the only reason I've been coming back daily to the board. It is truly like a horrible accident which you just cant look away from.
     
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    We should charge for admission.
     
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    Wait- you're a pathologist?

    Dude, what is space like? Does anti-gravity make you wanna puke or what?
     
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    Now, I'm no pathologist, but it looks like she died of too much glycerin suppository.
     
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    Also, do yall get pissed when those Russian Cosmotologist assholes try and step to your shit? I mean, they build their space station RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of our hood, yo!
     
  11. ghettoastronaut

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    I hope that answers both of your questions.

    I've also broken out the Christmas leftovers for dinner. Yum.
     
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    Also, Sputnik. They're still bitter about that spidery-looking little shit, even though the only way Russia is reaching the moon is on a stack of empties.
     
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    The general pattern of this fuckery is as follows:

    Tits, tits, tits, babble, tits, tits, babble, tits, babble, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, babble, tits, babble.

    This, of course, is Morse code for "vulva".

    You guys are so transparent.
     
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    In unrelated news, my love for Dr. Elliot Whatserface from Scrubs remains unrequited.

    I'd feel her cervical lymph nodes, if you know what I mean.

    EDIT: It has come to my attention that this is not Sarah Chalke. I'm going to keep pretending that it is.

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    This thread needs some Asian chicks.
     
  15. ghettoastronaut

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    No; she's gone through all of the white phones, evidently unsatisifed. But, see that look on her face? She knows she's never going back.
     
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    Oh my God. I was going to post some T and A like 20 pages ago but I got too drunk while reading the first 60 pages and passed out. I woke up the next morning with my pants halfway down. I'm pretty sure I tried to pound off at some point, but I honestly have no idea how far I got with that.

    anyway, TITS
     

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    I believe this trend of posting Suicide Girls types is a winner.

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    Finally made it home after a long day of flying.

    And I see that there is an IDIOT out on my lake.

    Yes, it's "chilly" out, but it's 2° _ABOVE_ freezing, and this fucker is out there on my lake, skating.

    I refuse to watch him, as he's undoubtedly going to take a chilly plunge.



    Happens every fucking year.

    And they don't die. So they keep coming back. Fuck Darwin.

    So, it's not time for more NyQuil and a couple of shots of scotch.
     

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    To stick on the suicide girls theme....

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    (not sure if this has been posted yet - too lazy to look)
     
  20. Nettdata

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    Love me them tittays.
     

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