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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Sam N

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    Ohhhhhh LOOK, shiny thing!!!!

    Seriously though, most of the girls you'll meet with shit loads of tats or strange piercings have a little more experimental...proclivities. It's not the shiny thing that is attractive, it's the connotated meaning.
     
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    I find both the shiny thing and the implied freakiness attractive.
     
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    I used to have 12 gauge rings in my nipples. The piercing process was an adventure in itself. The heightened sensation was fucking awesome and make for fun leads, if you will.

    I took them out when I got pregnant, for breastfeeding. I thought it might be considered inappropriate.

    Now I want them back..
     
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    Well... yeah. Some people do. Sleeve Tattoos are beautiful art to some people, to others they are trashy. I fucking love tattooed girls, even though I have none, both because I find a nicely done tattoo to be beautiful and the fact that it usually guarantees the girl isn't some conservative stuck up shit.

    To PIMPTRESS...get them back...then show us
     
  5. Noland

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    Jesus Christ. I'm on my fourth beer and I'm still hungover from last night. I had to sit through 8 hours of useless lectures today and I think I finally fully sobered up around lunch. Sure as shit I was still shithoused driving to work this morning. When the wife goes out of town I turn into a boozehound that would make a Russian cringe.

    I think I would feel better if I stuck a bunch of metal shit in my face.
     
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    There is a silverware drawer calling your name. Post pictures too please...
     
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    If you did, i'm sure a bunch of people here would want to finger you.
     
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    I still have 16 gauges in. Have for nearly 7 years. You wanna borrow em?
     
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    Wait. What? Gauges as in the things people put in their ears that make a huge hole? I need clarification my mind is blown.
     
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    I'm with BlueDog on this one. Why would you want a piece of rebar in your nipples. I'm fucking baffled.
     
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    And I normally get all excited when i think about 12 gauges and nipples! but when they talk about it, it makes me think about needles and Satan.
     
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    Ew. I hate you.
     
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    Gauge simply refers to the thickness of the middle of the thing. Standard earrings are an 18 gauge, I believe. Smaller the gauge, bigger the bore. The things in peoples ears, that I am not cool with. That shit just looks dumb.
     
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    What about yours? 16 seems small...
     
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    I thought Gauge was a porn star.

    Piercings, I would never get. My wife has about 14, but they have never interested me. I have two tattoos, and plan on getting more. I love tattoos as long as they don't fall into douchebag territory with such classics as:

    Ying-Yang
    Palm Tree in front of setting sun
    Barbed Wire armband
    Tribal
    Chinese symbol tranlates to "Beef with Broccoli"
    Calvin pissing
    Sports teams
    Your own last name

    If you have any of those that's fine, but it doesn't mean I have to like them.
     
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    Maybe 14s? I don't know exactly. Same thickness as whatever the original piercing was.
     
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    So a 12 gauge nipple piercing is just a thicker hole?
     
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    Yeah, what happened to that chick? It's almost like being anally violated by a telephone pole isn't good for your long term physical or mental health.
     
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    While you and mooseknuckle are men after my own heart, you need to add a caveat: I used to see this Asian girl at the gym rather frequently. To say her breasts were large would be like saying that the Hindenburg simply caught on fire; they were so big that the shirts she wore would tightly hug her curves until the breasts' apex, and then flail wildly over the precipice beyond, never even dreaming of meeting her bellybutton. Her nipples were, I imagine, at the level of her xyphoid process, or somewhere about there. Not attractive whatsoever.

    People accuse me of having yellow fever, just because I have an Asian girlfriend. Also, because I like Asian girls in general. I think those people have it the wrong way round. Beautiful ladies are beautiful ladies, and I'd be downright prejudiced if I didn't include Asians in that list.

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    Down right prejudiced...
     
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    Well, I have a sturdy rack and I like sparkly things. Put them together and I never stop playing with them.
     
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