i thought it was a type of shotgun caliber. That would REALLY make me question why peple are sticking their nipples and dicks in there.
I wore a 14 gauge for like a week and made the boyfriend take it back out, the stretch was too much for me and I can't imagine 12 gauge. The initial piercing was quite an adventure... they were training a new guy and as he put it to me, "Do you mind if he's in there, nipples are rare!". Naked from the waist up with two strange men. Not sure if they really liked the view but it took forever for them to get them marked. (They prepped to pierce both but I went in wanting one & only got one) How long did you have yours? I had mine for almost 5 years and have actually lost sensation. Very sad.
I've never understood either. Remember the good ole days when only savages and inmates wore tats? Maybe that hasn't changed. My friend has a tattoo of his dead mom (when she was alive[*]) on his arm. I know she meant everything to him, but, in my opinion, the ink is there primarily because it "looks cool". And elaborate descriptions of the meanings or origins of one's ink is actually more painful than listening to them describe their dreams from the night before. Piercings are even more absurd. I used to work with a guy who had a pin cushion for a face. Whenever he was being a dick I told him to calm down or I'd pull out a magnet and fuck him up. Both are ultimately boring to me. Not dealbreakers, though. Just silly stabs (literally) at self expression. [*]that would funny though.
I really DO NOT understand piercings in cocks (Prince Alberts, I think they're called). You really cannot explain the upside of that to me. I mean, most guys will smack the bitch if she drags her teeth, what are they gonna do when they try to shoot a piece of steel through their flesh crank?
I had them for 4 years. They pierced them with a 12 gauge needle. As cute piercer too, she asked if she could lick them to clean them, I just laughed. My boyfriend at the time (hooray firefighters, by the way) nearly keeled over. I think she was saying it for his benefit. When people ask if it hurt, at the time, not really. The next day, I almost died. Having a decent rack means lots of fucking bouncing. But about a month later, I could have an orgasm from having them tugged.
Yeah, I'm not even getting into those. The people that have them DESERVE to have a giant piece of metal punched through their dick. I mean, fuck, its not rocket science- I think its even in the bible that one of man's greatest challenges is to go through life WITHOUT getting metal shoved through your shaft. Jesus was friggin' wise.
The power just blew on half of our main floor living room. I think the damn breaker is toast, is that even possible? Oh well, my room works.
I know a girl whose boyfriend gave himself a Prince Albert. Like, yeah, pierced his own penis by himself. Crazy motherfucker. She said it feels fan-freaking-tasting, though. Good for her, I guess.
Jesus Christ! These chicks are talking about tits and lesbians and nipples and orgasms and all sorts of awesome shit. And between it all a couple dudes are talking about shoving metal into dicks. I'm getting fucked up from the sudden change in competing endorphins that my body is releasing while I read this.
My ex had a PA... not only does he cum out of two holes, he pees out of two as well. It's confusing, "I'm manly. I have metal in my dick. I sit to pee."
Jesus. Why? Why would someone do that to themselves? How does it work? What if you don't want it anymore, do you just have holes in your dick? I'd heard of Prince Alberts but never really considered how they worked. Shit I'm disturbed.
I'm fucking sick, two days before NYE and just read the whole thread. I guess this is what I'm doing tonight.
Hm. I was always under the impression that prince alberts didn't pierce the urethra. That's something I wouldn't be cool with. I like my epithelial lumens intact, thankyouverymuch. I think that's safe for work... NSFW
That's just an amusing picture. Deepthroating a corn dog? The porn franchise is expanding; Black to the Future and deepthroating corn dogs and cacti will be favorites for the AVN Awards next year.