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CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD 2009 (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009


    Technically, both.
     
    #121 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Yep. Fur, blood and internal organs. That pretty well describes my yard. Before sex.

    It only gets uglier after that.
     
    #122 toytoy88, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Cum leaves a strange sheen upon drying with blood, in my experience. hahaa
     
    #123 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009


    Is there a category on alt.com for that?
     
    #124 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    For Nettdata. Like PIMPTRESS, it's not me. But it's fucking hot.

    [​IMG]
     
    #125 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
  6. Blue Dog

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

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    Sweet!

    Mine looks like a Chucky Cheese ball pit! Except instead of balls, its fucking LEAVES AND ORGASMS!
     
    #126 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Well, it's off to pop that perc and have a couple of shots. After that, I may channel Annabanana for a bit, but we'll see.

    I doubt I'll be around until tomorrow... so you little girls be sure to play and have fun with each other while I'm gone.
     
    #127 Nettdata, Dec 23, 2009
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    I'm also out. Sweet dreams, folks, and Merry Christmas to those that won't be here over the next few days.
     
    #128 Dcc001, Dec 23, 2009
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    It's comments like this that make me want to do dirty sexual things to BlueDog. Sex with him couldn't possibly be boring and might even be cause for a trip to the ER (which would make me giggle).
     
    #129 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    [​IMG]


    mmm, even though she's blonde..
     
    #130 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    If someone could photoshop the fuzz off her back, around the shoulder blades, it would do so much more for me. But still hot.
     
    #131 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    What fuzz?

    What shoulders?
     
    #132 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    EFF NO! That lil' bit of fuzz is real and hot as all get out! 'Course, I also like a little bit of tha pubey bush that yall seem so against, so I may go against el grain-o.

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    Yay!
     
    #133 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2009
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    Sorry, it's just that I detest body hair. I don't have any on my body other than my head and my eyebrows.
     
    #134 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Man, fuck this. No longer in England, not 21, and too old to be stealing my parents' booze.



    Pimptress' endless supply of photos of hot chicks impresses me. Bitch rolls deep with the booty.
     
    #135 MoreCowbell, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Just watched a Christmas Story. Huge grin on my face. Man I love that movie.
     
    #136 kuhjäger, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Suuure you do.

    ahem
     
    #137 Gator, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009


    I have a collection. You would be impressed.
     
    #138 PIMPTRESS, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Has anyone else noticed that they aren't playing a ton of Christmas movies this year? I haven't seen Christmas Vacation on but once and haven't seen Home Alone at all.
     
    #139 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 23, 2009
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    Re: CHRISTMAS DRUNK THREAD 2009

    Man, the sexual tension in this thread is just dripping off the walls.
     
    #140 kuhjäger, Dec 23, 2009
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