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CoD Addicts Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by JoeFresh, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. Parker

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    Correction, Weekend palystaion name: Community Sweet girl.

    Sweet titties:[/quote][/quote]

    What the fuck? Are you drunk? If so I'm jealous.
     
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    Being drunk on a Friday during lunch while playing video games is all part of being 'Merican!
     
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    I'm getting frustrated with the type 95 burst. I've tried rapid fire, but didn't notice much of a difference. About half the time I need two bursts to take enemies down, either due to distance, or me missing a bullet or two. Or after I've been using the UMP for a while, I forget to double tap and look like an ass haha.

    also, did you guys know there's a MOAB hidden killstreak for 25 kills?
    http://www.themodernwarfare3.com/mw3/killstreaks-strike-packages/
     
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    Did you know you can kill someone through a Riot Shield with a throwing knife? I recorded a video of it. Renholder23 look me up on Xbox.

    I'm pretty pissed overall with how easily you can kill people who are using a Riot Shield. I've never been knifed so many times or had my feet shot while not moving in MW2.
     
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    Well maybe you should quit being a faggot who uses the fucking riot shield.*


    *Kidding, couldn't resist.
     
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    The XM25 Grenade Launcher is in theory supposed to be a ridiculous weapon, except they've definitely toned down the explosiveness of the boom compared to other grenades, and you can fuck up and set them to auto explode at a distance. Very interesting. Oh and the 2 hours bonus XP from just signing up for and logging into Elite is pretty awesome.
     
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    What is all of your thoughts on the machine pistols, just trying to fuck around and get the weekly challenge. And found myself getting rocked pretty badly. I know it isn't a long range weapon by any sort, and i am not that great at the game, but it was pretty bad.

    Also, playing kill confirmed, there are some rooms were people just pick up tags. I went 4-19, and got over 2000 points.

    Edit: And is there any point to the Elite Free service?
     
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    Machine pistols rape face better than the SMBs in close range. With Steady Aim they're ridiculous.

    Yes, there are gun stats, gameplay recommednations, map heat maps, targeting heat maps and when you login you get 2 hours of double XP.
     
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    Re: Re: CoD Addicts Thread


    MP9 with extended mags is a beast, its the secondary on all but one of my classes.
     
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    Look no further than the FMG-9 Akimbo. Its sheer rate of fire puts almost everything to shame. What sucks alone rocks when doubled up. CQC is a joke. Juggernauts? They're like the fat kid in dodgeball: Slow moving targets.
     
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    I use akimbo machine pistols for the win. All you have to do is hit the juggernauts with a flash bang and they are basically useless.
     
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    So I lied, Elite doesn't do half the shit I thought it would. No body hit maps, no heat maps. Just map layouts and weapon/equipment KDR stats. It gives some generic recommendations on what weapons would go with what. Some of this stuff would help if you've never played an FPS that uses any of the guns before or an FPS at all.

    Has anyone bought the 49.99 Elite Upgrade, maybe the heatmaps and more useful info comes with it?
     
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    I had never played a Modern Warfare game before I Redboxed MW3 the other night just because it was there. I am now the proud owner of a pair of spontaneous testicles! How do you guys WALK with these things?! *awkwardly adjusts crotch with a groan*

    I can hold my own in a multiplayer match on WaW or Black Ops but I got my ass handed to me so bad in MW3 that there were hot tears welling in my eyes. I rage-quit for the first time in my life. I'm ashamed of myself! I don't know if I'm just used to/partial to Treyarch's CoD or if I really do suck (probable) but half of the shit you guys are talking about in the late half of this thread is Greek to me. This may be the most backwardly sexist thing I've ever said but: just put a gun in my hand and let me shoot shit. Don't make me think too much about it. I get that strategy and planning are necessary but there comes a time when the shit just isn't fun anymore.
     
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    My Elite has heat maps, under player card -> recent matches. Can't find body hit maps anywhere, though. And I'm using the free elite, haven't bought the service -- is it really $50? That's a shit ton of money to pay for a stat tracker.
     
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    What Call of Duty game are you playing? MW3 is all run and gun. Ive come close to rage quitting a few times. Gotta slow down, play a little more defensively, and throw them nades.
     
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    To answer you, Kubla Kahn, most of the above shit makes no sense to me. ABC for the PPD on the OMG because of OPP! I have to worry about killstreaks and tags and statuses and ranks?! What happened to just playing a game and not turning it in to a pissing match (which I NEVER win BTW)?!

    I play retarded amounts of World at War, Nazi Zombies mostly. There, ranks don't mean much and everyone's brains are equally tasty. I realize you have clan tags and shit (on everything but Nazi Zombies) but even Deathmatch is just kind of mindless, ass-blasting fun. There isn't all this extra ridiculous crap, other than your general achievements, to worry about. There may have been, back when it first came out, but there isn't now. But as I said, even Black Ops doesn't seem as involved and confusing. Maybe, again, it's just that Treyarch's games are a little, eh, simpler (for lack of a better term) or maybe it's just that I've never done the Modern Warfare thing to understand what the big deal is. Hence the word Warfare, which would denote a certain effort being put in to such things. It's just me. I'm sure of it.
     
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    Meh, you really don't have to worry about ranking up. Most of the gun ranks and attachments just achieved by using the weapon. It's not brain surgery. Most people give me the crooked face look when I tell them I like doing the daily and weekly challenges. No one really gives a shit. TDM is all shoot em up.
     
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    Yeah, they're heavy aren't they. Wait until you get to give them buzzcuts and can dye the hair all sorts of colors. Everyone does that right?

    FSB - The Elite Upgrade is only to get a discount on all the DLC (Downloadable Content, for WB who doesn't get my acronyms) and into the paid tournaments.

    WB, they had everything I was talking about in Black Ops, maybe you just didn't look at it. KS = Killstreaks. KDR = Kill Death Ratio. Kills - Assists - Deaths, any time you see 3 numbers hyphenated, that's what they're referring to. Don't you play on PS3? We have to play MW3 together!
     
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    So what's everyone's favorite sniper? I was running the RSASS but wasn't getting enough one shot kills, so now I'm trying the MSR. Not too many maps they work well on though. For me at least. MW2 I ran the 50 cal/SPAS set up and all but 2 maps and loved it. Just not getting the same results with say MSR and Skorpion here.
     
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    Rumor has it that the AS50 is one of the best in the game.