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CoD Addicts Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by JoeFresh, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Maltob, a few friends, and I went three solid hours tonight without losing. Im going to try to make it Sunday but I might be hung over and stuck in a separate part of town.
     
  2. Parker

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    Yesterday mid afternoon, jumped in a game with my Maltob Perk on, and I went on a 20-0 straight run TDM-Derail. Most of that was harrier and pavelow of course. I don't remember if I died once or not. Next game went like 19-4. I think if I do that twice more. At the end of the match, I hit level 43 and it said "Congratulations You've Unlocked Maltob Pro" then he ended up on the other team and I went like 7-16.
     
  3. Maltob14

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    That was my brother. If I were there you would have nuked the game. Actually, I'll go log on now if anyone cares to join me.
     
  4. Maltob14

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    When we're doing dom always leave A or C for the other team. If we take two that means their spawn is set on the third one. That way we just surround them and rack up monstrous kill streaks.
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Spawn spamming is what my NooBTube class is for. The only good game I had today was a groundwar TDM in Wasteland where I N00bed my way to an AC130 and went something like 29-5. Playing this shit hungover is not good for my stress levels.
     
  6. Maltob14

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    We could tell, you were loosing your shit at some points. Made for some hilarious games.
     
  7. Pato

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    That was a LOT of fun, I'll definitely be there next time. And Smythe saying 'Can you believe this fucking guy' over and over again was making me laugh so hard during those games.

    Fuck Skidrow though.
     
  8. carpenter

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    Sorry, for not being there you guys. I've had some friends in from the Big Island this weekend and the kids have watched AVATAR four times in a row. I'm so ready to kill someone.
     
  9. Limes

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    I've just bought a PS3 with Modern Warfare 2. It's been a long time since I played a FPS so I probably won't be much of a match but if anyone wants an easy target this is my tag:

    lorro14
     
  10. Parker

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    That was TeflonDon = Kubla I believe was shouting all of that. I was laughing my ass off. "Are you fucking kidding me?" was definitely my favorite line of is. It always looks like I'm talking because my mic is sensitive as shit. If I put it down on my couch and cough it activates. I never laughed harder either.

    That was a shit ton of fun, can't wait to do it again.
     
  11. Kubla Kahn

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    Without fail I get on this morning fresh eyed and clear headed and tear shit up. The "You got to be kidding me" line is a really bad habit I picked up from a friend who used it more as a shit talking line when we used to have HotShots tournaments in the dorms.
     
  12. Parker

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    No please...keep it up. I've never laughed harder during COD before in my life. It's like there just wasn't a fair kill on him. It was hilarious.
     
  13. SwampDonkey

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    I have never been raped as hard as I got raped today. I'm talking dry, no lube, prison fisting. I joined like five different games and probably averaged around 5-25 each game. Every game was either the whole team camping in corners or the whole team just toobing and using RPGs or AT4s. When I mean the whole team I really mean that EVERY person on the team was doing the same thing. My average life was probably around 1.4 seconds. I punched the back of the couch and hurt my hand I was so pissed. MW2 is going on the back burner for a week or two I predict. Fuck.
     
  14. Pato

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    Will be on later tonight if you guys are up for some games. Finally got the akimbo M9's (awesome pistols
    with lots of bullets in a single mag), so no more assault rifles, only sniper rifles from here on out.

    By the way, what sensitivity do you guys usually play on? For me it's usually 7 for assault rifles, 10 for
    snipers.. Although it took quite some time to get used to those.
     
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    That seems to be the consensus these days, every fucker on the map with a goddamn noobtube, a shotgun, and a rpg7, just spamming the fuck out of rockets and grenades, highly annoying...
     
  16. carpenter

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    "I swear to God, if it's parked anywhere behind me, I'm gonna be so pissed."

    Not sure if you guys give a damn, but there is some fucked up shit going on over at Activision. Maker of our beloved MW2.

    You can read the whole story here: http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/activision-may-permanently-close-infinity-ward/

    I hope that the people owed money get theirs. Doesn't it takes some big balls to sue your employer while you still work for them?
    The guys who started Infinity Ward have already started a new company and I hope they can do an even better job than the last time.
    Hell, they could make a new game and call it whatever they fucking want. I don't owe any allegiance to the Modern Warfare title.
     
  17. manihack

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    My guess is their next game won't be an FPS. I get the feeling that they want to show they can have success in more than one genre. That is total speculation though.
     
  18. Maltob14

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    I just want to know where Soap, Captain Price and Nikolai flew off to. Then they can shut it down after that. I'm pissed though that the one good glitch is getting patched on PS3 (already has been on Xbox.) It's the only glitch I use because really it doesn't hurt anyone. Getting Cold Blooded Pro is a pain in the ass, the quick and easy way to do it is to wait for the other team to call in any helicopter. Put your cold blooded class on with an AT-4 and an LMG as your primary. Soften the heli up with the AT-4 and finish it off with the LMG so that it doesn't blow up and only spins out of control. Once it's spinning every shot that hits it counts as one Cold Blooded point, so getting pro takes just one game. To the PS3 crew, we should let each other know when we're going for Pro before the patch. I know I need to get it since I just unlocked CB.
     
  19. Kubla Kahn

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    Your a fucking nut.



    Question, I want to get my m16 mastered before I prestige again. What is the best way to focus on and obtain the most headshots?
     
  20. Maltob14

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    Acog. Aim for the chest, it does the rest.