Titty fucking comes before ass fucking. Especially when it comes to Jesus. Duh. Has the whole world gone mad?
If you can find the good Lord's titties, by all means, but every painting I've seen indicates the dude was pretty ripped: Spoiler
Know, he is the son of our lord of titty fucking. You don't titty fuck him, he titty fucks you. The father, son, and the holy tiddies. Ive never even heard anyone use ass fucking instead. Shit comes out of there. We had our first person at my work whose family member tested positive. He was a temp and his brother tested positive, been asymptomatic. Got the news before he came in the building this morning and went home to self quarantine.
If we get hit hard by Swine Flu when we're already in lockdown and are being cut off internationally before it even hits our shores... we're officially too stupid to live.
Sacramento County's bars are shut down again. I'm sure restaurants and other "non essential" businesses will be next. And if I recall, rent protection ends July 1st and without another round stimulus checks in the making, this could get even more interesting for the local economy.
I think the additional COVID money attached to unemployment ends this month too. So the slight bit of comfort I was experiencing after losing my job goes away and now the pressure will build. Because apparently, I was getting too much money and I won't want a job anymore.
Did you read the article? Because the word Trump definitely appeared multiple times, including in the article blurb of the tweet itself. Frankly, yes, #FuckTrump, he doesn't deserve even the slightest shred of the benefit of the doubt in anything. He hasn't earned it.
so Texas is surging in a major way. Already shut down rivers and some parks for commercial traffic (like tubing), I've heard talks of them shutting down lakes too. They just closed all the beaches. This, combined with that extra unemployment money getting ready to run out at the end of july is gonna be a perfect storm for some people. Fortunately our freezers and pantry are already stocked, but I see this getting very, very bad before it gets better.
not the people going out to restaurants, bars, tubing the rivers and being danger close on the beaches who were acting like this was some made up hoax. The friend of a close friend friend just lost their young son to it. He was 22 and overweight. Their neighbor just recovered but he is on oxygen for the rest of his life. This was the slowest moving tidal wave ever. We had time to get out of the way -- to shelter -- and we didn't. And it's just beginning. This has been going on for so long that people have literally had enough time to get in shape, to start to lose the weight that's a major risk factor, and they're still not doing anything.
Three lbs left to the goal weight, and then trying to build up muscle while maintaining roughly the same weight.
I read somewhere that Texas's new case numbers today were higher than Italy's at the height of their outbreak. Also, nice job Aetius!
I've lost over 40! Weight loss club yeah boy! I predict bad escalation of numbers here. I'm in a rural area with few cases but percentage-wise the increase has been almost exponential lately. Part of that has to do with outbreak locations-- plants and food processing places made the number jump a bit in spurts. The other factor is that people's attitude is so fucking selfish, specifically the churches around here. One anecdote of a handful, my neighbor went to a gathering at her old church to celebrate her daughter and a few other kids graduating highschool. She found out after the fact from the church secretary that the pastor and his wife both tested positive. They told no one and attended the gathering. The pastor has a teenage daughter who my neighbor's daughter, who works at the theater, saw and took money from at the movie theater. The movie theater does the pointless verbal screening questions about contact with covid etc. The girl just lied about it so she could go to the movies. Who knows how many people that one family has infected. Masks are not mandatory and since they have been politicized and this is a super militantly conservative area, you get treated weirdly if you wear a mask and do not have an obvious disability or are very old age. I say fuck them and wear it anyway but am definitely in the minority. There have also been positive cases at the prison and a few other locations. The few places with workers required to wear masks have them on their chins. Our numbers are about to take the fuck off. * edit: the first part, while true, was a poor attempt at a joke.
By the time this is done Trump might just get his wall. Just with the names of every person who died from COVID on it.