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Coronavirus: Miles away from ordinary.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. bewildered

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    I've got a box of wine and like 4 cases of TP. I am ready for anything.
     
  2. Aetius

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    Sounds like, above all else, you're ready to drink until you shit yourself.
     
  3. Misanthropic

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    I’ve got two bottles of cooking wine, a dozen percocets and an empty spackle bucket.

    Bring it.
     
  4. SouthernIdiot

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    For a person who is all about the bidet, you hoard a lot of TP.
     
  5. bewildered

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    The bidet is in case of emergency. The focused spray on that nozzle is enough to blast the shit out of my entire lower intestine. We mostly use it for blasting shit off cloth diapers.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    I too. Costco wasn’t busy tonight for sine reason, so I packed the freezer.

    Now I just wait the news: will I be working in empty schools or getting paid to not work at all? Although the latter sounds better, going to work is basically the only outer interaction I get. On the other hand, I would love the opportunity to get some REAL work done on this house.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Instacart now does Costco... so for anything Loblaws or Costco, I'm happy to spend the extra $30 to have someone do it for me while I work. Place the online order, and it's delivered within 2 hours.

    It's been a game changer for me, and I hardly ever have to leave the house now.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Hmmm. May have to consider that soon, given the climate around here.

    I went by Wal-Mart and it’s fucking ridiculous. SO many people. Gross. I only did Costco tonight because it was mysteriously empty.

    I don’t work until 10:30 am so I almost always do the grocery shopping in the morning. Nobody is there and the shelves are better stocked.
     
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    They don't come with some sort of volume control? Sounds like a bad design.
     
  10. greybeard

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    Depends how good your clenching muscles are. If you can't control the output you could revert to controlling the input.
     
  11. bewildered

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    We have a bumworks adjustable sprayer but it just isn't comfortable on the butt. It feels like you are powerwashing your rear for it to be effective enough to use as a cleansing tool. Also, you still have to dry somehow. Plus the water is ice cold.

    I'll use it in an emergency but prefer TP + baby wipes.
     
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  12. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Honestly if it doesn’t provide a colonic I’m not secure in the cleanliness.
     
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    The VID is now hitting the neighborhood . Despite a lot of bullshit about not getting together New Year’s Eve, some of these dingleberries did anyway and managed to pass along the virus. My imposed isolation due to my leg is looking more like a positive thing right now.
     
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    Have you guys reached the sea shanty phase of lockdown yet?

     
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    pfft. I don’t need a lockdown to keep bangin’ my head to Barrett’s Privateers.
     
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    yeah... I'm actually really, REALLY impressed with the timelines. They started off "end of year" and relatively conservative, but now that they're leaning into it, they're getting good at it, and revising the ETA accordingly.

    Fuck yeah.
     
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    Agreed, if that’s how it plays out I’m very impressed. I work in the schools and didn’t plan to personally get one before summer before reading this.
     
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    First person to test positive in the building where I have my office. I am going to have to up my game and wear a mask 100 percent of the time when I am out of my office. I guess I better go get tested tomorrow just in case.
     
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    The White House has asked Congress to cut $4 billion for a group helping with the international Covid fight.

    So take heart tRump doesn't just want to fuck around with vaccinations in America but everywhere else too.

    But he is also trying to do his best Reagan impersonation by trying to cut $2 Billion from AIDS relief.

    Maybe that was a concession to Pence so he could keep his job for 5 more days.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/14/trump-billions-cut-covid-vaccine-distributor-459496