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Coronavirus: Miles away from ordinary.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. Nettdata

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    There's an even better version of it out there apparently:

     
  3. malisbad

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    Man, I remember that. It was the first Christmas party that I had a missed since I left, and boy was I fucking glad I wasn't there for it!
     
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    My kid got it before he was potty trained. It was a full week of ridiculousness.
     
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    all my nieces and nephews have it. My wife has it currently. It's running (heh) through my family. The parents are like wtf?!? Everyone is toilet paper hoarding.
     
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    Pretty sure I got a mild version of it from my daughter since she JUST started in pre-K a couple of weeks ago. Thankfully my new job is full-time remote and I can check emails on the toilet.
     
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    my 4 year old who has it now decided to, and unbeknownst to us, get into bed with us tonight.

    I am awake because he diarrheaed so forcefully in his diapers that it burst out, through his pajamas, and onto the sheets. Which my wife then rolled over in.

    im now laughing on the couch pretending to already be back asleep, while my little boy shit-covered wife alternates between gagging, and trying to strip off elements of her chocolate putting clothing, sheets, everything from the bed.

    hope our washing machine drains into the septic
     
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    Oh my god. What did I just read. This is the covid thread, take that shit somewhere else.
     
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    well, if you go back a few posts I mentioned we were worried it was covid at first, then I said how this is the exact kind of situation where having a mask on hand in the truck was helpful so I still feel comfortable going around people now when I don't think I'm contagious. Then nett mentioned the same thing ran (pun intended) through their company christmas party, and I was merely following up on a previous curiosity involving children who have it and their uncontrollable shitting.

    sorry if you are no longer the most prodigious shitter on the board. I'll have you know we had to order another case of toilet paper our whole family's bowels are so angry. Quilted Northern ftw baby
     
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    I can read. No more of this in this thread, thanks.
     
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    It's been said over and over, vaccines shouldn't be forced on anyone.

    Nearly 3.5 BILLION people have had at least one dose. If it were dangerous, we'd know it.

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    "But you don't know the long term consequences!" Said by these idiots everywhere.
     
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    Antivax nonsense aside if we still had the same level, if not much worse they’ve imposed, still going on here ? I’d be out protesting too. Through all my worldly travels Aussies have been the worlds ahead favorite in the “most laidback easy going culture on earth,” by a country mile. In the spectrum of the balancing act between stopping the spread and letting people live their lives the US got it wrong in one direction and it appears Australia got it wrong in the other. I read a few months ago one of their major politicians came out and said the style of lockdowns was ultimately untenable in the long run and needed to be rethought. Plus the government bungled the vaccine role out. Any surprise there is pent up anger?
     
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    Yeah, does anyone know why Australia is so hardcore in their lockdowns, when their numbers don't seem to justify the reaction? Maybe I'm missing something and the case count/deaths is way higher than I realize.
     
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    Yeah I’m not sure I’d want a bunch of angry Australians throwing kangaroos and shit. Maybe just lay off a bit and give them some leniency?
     
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    I'd like to respond about the Australia Covid situation, but my computer is having issues and I'm currently forced to use the on-screen keyboard to type . Anything of length is horrifying to type out. Friday it should be fixed, so I'll reply then .
     
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    It was a penal colony. They should be used to lockdowns.
     
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    Australia is basically an unarmed society with about 14 guns per 100 citizens, that includes estimated unregistered guns. Their government had no reason to fear a revolt.

    Not like the good ol' US of A, where there is a gun for every man, woman and child.