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Coronavirus: Miles away from ordinary.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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    Why are you screaming?
     
  2. dieformetal

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    For comedic effect I’d imagine.

    Sorry—FOR COMEDIC EFFECT. FUCKER.
     
  3. SouthernIdiot

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    I thought he may have had a seizure. Or a bad keyboard. You never know.
     
  4. NatCH

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    Because I was triggered, duh.

    I was making sure that my attempt at humor was seen as an attempt at humor.

    Not saying it was successful, in either respect.
     
  5. SouthernIdiot

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    My sarcasm didn't work either apparently.
     
  6. NatCH

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    Did it test positive, or was it just forced to use its PTO?
     
  7. SouthernIdiot

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    I think it's just lazy and using Covid as a reason to call out.
     
  8. GTE

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    In all seriousness, it really sucks ass to actively try and avoid the one person you want to see since you already don't see them for ~60 hours a week. Almost wish I had symptoms so we wouldn't have to keep our distance.
     
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    A sister and her husband just left on a 10 day Mexico cruise out of San Francisco. It just came out that when the ship docked from the previous cruise it delivered 19 new covid cases. Got word that they canceled the entertainment as the performers fave tested positive.

    Kinda glad we took a pass on joining them this time.
     
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    getting my booster tomorrow. It cannot come at a better time
     
  11. Juice

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    I’ve had to reschedule mine twice. I was supposed to get it on Friday but we got 10 inches of snow.
     
  12. GTE

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    Wifey is definitely coughing a bit more today but still has just a sore throat. I still feel completely fine so either I'm asymptomatic or already had it. I have one home test left which I'll take tomorrow morning.
     
  13. SouthernIdiot

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    So apparently Viagra is the new Ivermectin with the antivaxx crowd. How are they going to prone them?
     
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    "There is a minuscule chance of myocarditis from the vaccine, so I'm going to roll with a vasodilator instead."

    Big brain.
     
  15. Revengeofthenerds

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    this will backfire on fox. Every karen in the country is calling their satellite provider right now trying to cancel the channel because her husband has “crazy ideas.”
     
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    ”Contact your local AM radio show host if your heart has been exploding for more than four hours”
     
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    Proof that it's all about cocks for some of these folks....

    I kind of hope the medical community does some mass trials with these idiots for unanticipated effects of certain medications, since they seem willing to take whatever for whatever. Like go ahead and take all the horse meds y'all can find, and report back on the findings. Which ones worked, which ones didn't....we might have several breakthroughs on our hands.
     
  18. Revengeofthenerds

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    Meanwhile all these anti-vaxers are gonna be lining up at the hospital because their freedom boners lasted more than four hours, and they won’t be seen because all the rooms are taken up from other anti-vaxxers who tried horse dewormer
     
  19. GTE

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    I have no idea how I'm negative.
     

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  20. Kubla Kahn

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    I was negative on two rapid and 2 pcr and never figured out what it was. Hard not to think covid given the number of people around me with it that week and my girlfriend positive 4 days after we had last hooked up (and two days after I started feeling like shit).