That guy that walks the park, beach, or kids' school playground looking for that buried treasure with his discount store metal detector. Really? A school playground? What the fuck do you think you are going to find?
...and Reverend Kane, from Poltergeist 2. The scariest fucking looking human being who has ever lived in the history of the universe:
The old guy in the office who tries to hang out with the younguns - Yes Gary, I am talking about you, you creepy old fuck. You're fat, you stink, you're bald and you're 60. None of us are over 30. Stop coming for beers BUT if you ever manage to fuck one of the girls then you will go way up in my estimation (and they will go waaaaaaay down).