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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...riends-phone-then-she-bought-a-samurai-sword/

    I just love the Guy's quotes. He acts like he was preparing his whole life for having a side piece and getting samurai'd upon for it.


    And he wants everyone to know he is not a nerd, but... something else... Did he just make a word up, is that a real thing?

    He's not feeling good, people, he is feeling great!

     
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    That's exactly what happened. And
     
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    Basically they had problems with drug users shooting up in the bathrooms so they instituted the locked bathroom policy, similar to many gas stations and convenience stores.

    She just threw a shit fit about it. Literally.
     
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    It's funny, this kept popping up over the 48 hour news cycle on different websites, so I kept seeing it. It gets funnier every time. "I GOTTA GO REAL BAD!" She grabs some napkins to prepare, but then there's a window there where if he'd have relented, she wouldn't have dropped trou. "COME ON! I HAVE TO TAKE THE BROWNS TO THE SUPER BOWL!" She didn't dump it and then grab some napkins - she took off her jacket and prepared. "HHHRRRNNT! <plop ploop plip>" Then she's able to grab up the entire mass one handed in one scoop. I have never picked up my entire dump before, but if I had to, and it was on tile floor? I'm not sure there wouldn't some double-scoop smearing going on. The flinging was just a crazy bonus. She could've just dropped it on the counter.
     
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    It just goes to show the importance of a high fiber diet....you know, in case the need arises and you have to weaponize a deuce. Shitty beers runs are nowhere near as effective as an offensive or defensive weapon.
     
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