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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

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  1. Nettdata

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    Wow. All this time I thought she was a stupid kid.

    She’s FORTY. 40. Four Zero. She’s a grown ass woman who did that.
     
    #321 Nettdata, Feb 13, 2021
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    Also, I’m sure I used gorilla glue and every other kind of adhesive to stick up my shitty punk friends’ mohawks when I was a teenager, and somehow none of them ever had this problem. I’m honestly confused. If a stoned 15 year old can get glue out of his hair, why couldn’t she?
     
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    You should watch the videos... she just didn't get a bit of glue in her hair.. .she made a fucking glue dome over her whole head.

    See where it's all flattened down and smooth against her scalp? That's ALL glue. She literally glued her hair to her head like it was some sort of decopage art project... it wasn't just to hold a few strands in place.

    So yeah, Gorilla Glue did exactly what it was meant to do... hell, I think they should incorporate that into their marketing. "You could glue your hair to your head for life, but we advise against it..."



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    #323 Nettdata, Feb 13, 2021
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    did she get glue in her eyelashes too?
     
    #324 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 13, 2021
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    Jesus Fucking Christ...
    Just look at her...

    The Gorilla Glue is the least of her problems.
     
    #325 dixiebandit69, Feb 13, 2021
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    What. The. Fuck.

    Len Martin, who is also originally from Louisiana, was convinced that Tessica Brown was lying about the Gorilla Glue incident, and her hair was not — as she claimed — immovably and frighteningly stuck to her head.

    To prove his hunch, Martin bought some Gorilla Glue of his own, using it to stick a red plastic cup to his face — only to realized he'd made a horrible mistake and couldn't get it off.​

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...Challenge-attempt-ends-ER-cup-stuck-face.html

    Dude ended up in the ER and they had to cut the tips of his lips off.


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    They should have just gone ahead and cut his head off.
     
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    That Darwin guy was a pretty sharp fellow..
     
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    The marketing people at Gorilla Glue have to be high fiving at this type of high profile click throughs. I imagine in a few months left alone her hair would look like Bill Murray's in KingPin as it grew out. LoL.
     
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    Until they have to change their label being that it's a gorilla and it seems to be only black folks having the issues.
     
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    they'll do a #BlackIsBeautiful marketing blitz and then everything will be okay. After their factories are looted.
     
    #332 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 14, 2021
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    Australia: "Here, down under, we've got spiders that will bite your ass when you use the shitter".

    Alaska: "Here, hold my beer..."
     
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    "Stevens, her brother Erik and his girlfriend had taken snowmobiles into the wilderness Feb. 13 to stay at his yurt, located about 20 miles northwest of Haines, in southeast Alaska.

    Her brother heard the screaming and went out to the outhouse, about 150 feet (45.72 meters) away from the yurt."

    I think the most important parts of this story have been overlooked...Namely that bears have quit hibernating and are now burrowing under ground.
     
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    In the wilderness of Alaska, the woods shits on the bear!
     
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    The moral of the story is don't trust anyone with a yurt. Bunch of dope smokin' hippies that think bears burrow around in the middle of winter like worms.
     
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    Pilot caught on a hot mic ranting about the Bay Area.

    “F—king weirdos, probably driving around in f—king Hyundais, f—king roads and s—t that go slow as f—k,” and, “You don’t have balls unless you’re f—king rolling coal, man, goddamn it.”

    It had to be a flight from Texas, it just had to be.

    EDIT: Found the audio.
     
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