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Does that say what I think it does?THE CRAZY HEADLINE THREAD

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by shegirl, Aug 8, 2014.

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    I reckon that, like most janitorial staff, they were mostly invisible to their coworkers. Definitely the case with most customers. However, what I don't believe is that their supervisor didn't know or notice. Those department store first level line managers are really hawkish on this shit. They stroll by at least 4 - 5 times a night just to make sure you're working, if not spending a bunch of times watching the cameras. If that cart was outside for more than one check, they would have started hunting,
     
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    Coaches Fired After 22-year-old Assistant Girls Basketball Coach Impersonates 13-year-old JV Player

    https://www.wavy.com/sports/local-s...all-coach-impersonates-13-year-old-jv-player/

    I swear I don't know what people are thinking sometimes. Like, this was not a whim or heat-of-the-moment mistake. She had time to think about it, put on a uniform, and participate in the game. In front of JV kids she's supposed to be teaching basketball and life lessons. What the damn hell?
     
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    Yup. Her name was "Pony," and she was something of an attraction in that village.

    There was a thread about it on the old board, and the title was "I thought they called it 'monkey love'..."

    The reason I remember this is because that thread was so hilarious that I was almost kicked out of the computer lab for laughing too loudly when I was in college.
     
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    "...told police he beat a man with a shovel 15 to 20 times and "finished him off" with a moose antler."
     
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    Damn it, I missed that part somehow.
     
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    You may have already had too many, then.