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Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. Guy Fawkes

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    Ah Friday... I thought I was taking you off at the beginning of the week but then I needed to come to work to approve engineering layouts.

    THERE ARE NO FUCKING LAYOUTS! And the engineer assigned to them called in sick. Fuck him.

    I really wish I hadn't picked the month of 4/20-5/20 to give up weed because I'd love to fire up a giant fatty and sit on my front porch rocking away in the evening breeze.

    Instead I'll pour some whiskey and sit on the porch instead.
     
    #21 Guy Fawkes, Apr 29, 2011
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    Why on earth would you give up weed?? I mean, if you are still drinking...
     
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  3. bewildered

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    I don't even smoke weed and I was thinking this exact thing.
     
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    The King's Queef.

    Even though that doesn't really make sense.
     
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    I think the Lions just got a bit scary. Fairly and Suh together? Could be nasty. I'm not a Lions fan but they could be fun to watch this year. Aside from that the draft makes a great excuse to sit around and kill some drinks with the guys and that's what I'll be doing tonight...Counting down already.
     
    #25 Hoosiermess, Apr 29, 2011
  6. Dread

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    Wait... I've got it. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
     
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    I left work early to pack and clean stuff up around the house before I depart for Madison. I went to the Mifflin Block party back in my freshman year and got arrested. Fuck that shit. I am coming back to Wisconsin to get justice on the stupid shit that I did in the past... and probably do even stupider shit this time. I sacrificed a lot of fun for the sake of getting shit done this semester and it's paying off but for FUCK SAKES I NEED A FUN WEEKEND AND IT'S HERE!!! WOOHOO!

    I got a flat of Busch Light tallboys and think they are in some real danger right now.
     
    #27 katokoch, Apr 29, 2011
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    I'm doing this in Tampa, this December. The event in the video was at the time, the craziest event they had ever done. Can't imagine it's going to get any easier more than a year later.



    http://toughmudder.com/
     
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  9. numeric

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    And now for your mandatory Rebecca Black "Friday" reference:
     

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  10. TX.

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    Happy hour starts in approximately 70 minutes. Woot.
     
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    Speaking of porn spoofs, I got a great idea for a porn while watching the new episode of South Park the other night. Have a mad scientist attach three women together and do a spoof of the Human Centipede. They could call it The Human Centipuss or something.

    That also brings up an interesting question: If one were to be lucky enough to score with a (group of) women in said position, would it count as a 4-some?
     
    #31 lhprop1, Apr 29, 2011
  12. Juice

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    How about the The Queen Gets Buttfucked By Deathrow Inmates?

    But I guess, if were shooting for something creative, go with

    All The Kings Men (Fuck His Wife Stupid)
     
    #32 Juice, Apr 29, 2011
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    Your misplaced priorities upset me.
     
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    So last night I was out drinking with some friends of mine when a girl came into the bar sporting a nasty fucking camel toe. We then proceeded to laugh and talk about other camel toes we'd seen (both in person and in pictures)... including a couple of hot ones.

    I've attached one here (not that I've seen in person, damnit - just one I found - I personally think it's quite hot).



    I thought this would be a fun way to start my weekend. Giddyup - Nashville, here I come!!
     

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    The King and Us
    The Princess Bang
    The King's Spooge
    Mary, Queen of Sex
    Cumalot
    The Royal Ten in Bums

    And for the gay porn:

    Three Kings
     
    #35 BL1Y, Apr 29, 2011
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    This thread is sucking, hard.

    I like cowgirls.

     

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    You suck hard. Hey-O!
     
    #37 Fernanthonies, Apr 29, 2011
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    Will and Kate Plus 8 Mexican Penises
     
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    I see BL1Y got an article picked up by College Humor. Link
     
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  20. Primer

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    Wooo weekend the deuce is here!

    Party on broskis.

    I'm making Lamb burgers with a Mint Mayonnaise sauce for dinner tonight. Mmm tasty shit.
     
    #40 Primer, Apr 29, 2011
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