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Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. PewPewPow

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    Text I just got from a girl I slept with two weeks ago.

    "I'm off a lil after four and I need you to call me."

    Why the fuck do women have to be so cryptic?
     
    #41 PewPewPow, Apr 29, 2011
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    Obviously you knocked her up.
     
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    Close, but they went with Human Sexipede.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/human-sexipede-trailer-porn-parody-human-centipede" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/hum ... -centipede</a>
     
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    That thought crossed my mind, but it takes like 4 weeks for the pregnancy hormones or whatever to show up in a woman's urine.
     
    #44 PewPewPow, Apr 29, 2011
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    Man beheads girlfriend in front of her Indian class- <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/04/28/man-beheads-girlfriend-classmates-indian-university/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/04/28 ... niversity/</a>

    That's not how you get "ahead" in college.
     
    #45 scotchcrotch, Apr 29, 2011
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    It doesn't take 4 weeks for a chick to be crazy and send the infamous "I'm late" text or call. (ask me how I know)

    [​IMG]
     
    #46 Racer-X, Apr 29, 2011
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    Is it possible that maybe she wants to bang you again? Ya know...to make sure the embryo takes? Or some such crazy chick shit...
     
    #47 xrayvision, Apr 29, 2011
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    ...... WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE IN EVERY BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL EVER MADE STONE-COLD SOBER?!?
     
    #48 Blue Dog, Apr 29, 2011
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    Or she needs to tell you...

    -She has AIDS
    -She's pregnant
    -She's a tranny
     
    #49 Juice, Apr 29, 2011
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    So turns out I'm not a dad! But I do have the clap, I guess this explains my ex not talking to me anymore. Fuck, I really need to start using condoms more than 50% of the time.
     
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    Yeah but is she a Tranny? I see how you left that little detail out...
     
    #51 Juice, Apr 29, 2011
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    One of my buddies was supposed to be a high second round pick in the draft, he's still on the board. I'd feel bad but he's still going to be a millionaire, so that knowledge kind of gets in the way of that.

    Edit: that was quick. Marcus Gilbert to the Steelers. Boom.
     
    #52 Poopourri, Apr 29, 2011
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    No, it's just weird to be relieved about "only" having an STD. At least I can take antibiotics to get rid of it.
     
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    Pay no mind to these silly articles.
     
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    Oh, shit. We've got name-droppers posting now?

    This board is moving on up.
     
    #55 Beefy Phil, Apr 29, 2011
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    My best pal who was too hungover to meet with the Panthers and potentially be the No. 1 overall pick just went to the Patriots.

    Real nice. He acts like a complete tool for two months and gets the perfect situation.
     
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    [​IMG]

    "I wonder if there's beer on the sun?" -Rowsdower
     
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    ...Because they're drinking light beer?

    I've never seen a Wildcat Strong commercial, but I'm sure it would consist of some dude puking all over himself while trying to fight a cop.

    [​IMG]
     
    #58 JoeCanada, Apr 29, 2011
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    Hey there fuckers.

    I have finals starting on Monday. Luckily, it's Philosophy. The final is 10 questions taken directly from the online quizzes, and pick two short answer questions, and he gave us the list of questions to pick from.

    Talk about a motherfucking gimme. Of course, I'm a massive procrastinator and have zero motivation, so that test is right up my alley.

    My next final isn't til Thursday, so I can drink with you guys all weekend.
     
    #59 $100T2, Apr 29, 2011
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    Out of Coke. Sailor Jerry on the rocks, it is.
     
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