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Drink Drank Drunk Thread 4/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I know that Deen is an idiot. That's why I'd reduce our conversation to simply one exchange pre-banging:

    "Hey, would you do me a favor and bang me?"

    Whichever the answer, I don't see any reason for him to keep talking after that.

    And I wouldn't necessarily say that I like Sasha Grey/Gray. But I have this weird interest in her that I can't really explain.

    And FreeCorps answer to Angel's proposition was the best part of my night.

    And I don't understand why the one mosquito that has awoken in Brooklyn keeps winding up in my windowless room.
     
    #261 audreymonroe, Apr 22, 2012
  2. FreeCorps

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    Wait, did you say system or sector?

    I DEMAND A REVIEW FROM THE JUDGES
     
    #262 FreeCorps, Apr 22, 2012
  3. CharlesJohnson

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    All this Star Wars talk is getting me in the mood.

    [​IMG]

    There we go.

    Anyone else have a craving for a McRib? I went browsing via Dixie's Maddox link and he mentioned the McRib. Pejoratively. Now I want one.
     
    #263 CharlesJohnson, Apr 22, 2012
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Do cats have nightmares?

    He was just doing the dream-running thing animals do and then snapped awake and looked all around with a "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" look.
     
    #264 audreymonroe, Apr 23, 2012
  5. FreeCorps

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    Ladies, please take note on how to properly woo a man.
     
    #265 FreeCorps, Apr 23, 2012
  6. toddamus

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    No no no, you got it all wrong. Women need to lace the conversation with subtle innuendo, and if the guy doesn't pick up on it then he's not confident and intelligent enough to have sex with. It's all way more logical that way.
     
    #266 toddamus, Apr 23, 2012
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    But make sure he doesn't pick up too many signals, because any guy who reads into things that much is clearly too focused on her and is a creep.
     
    #267 Aetius, Apr 23, 2012
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    Let's be funny, ok? Just got confirmation that hot girl wants me no longer. Bring me levity...
     

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  9. Sam N

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    Shit...I'd kill for a good old fashioned breakup. Count yourself lucky iczorro.
     
    #269 Sam N, Apr 23, 2012
  10. Binary

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    An ex-girlfriend of mine who turned hyper-religious and super conservative after we stopped dating (edit: to clarify, years after we stopped dating) just posted this as her status:

    It's taking everything in my power to not post, in response:

     
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