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Drink Drank Drunk Thread 4/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    I live about 45 mins from Bragg - had no idea it was getting national attention though. My guess would be because she's a soldier. I had a friend get kidnapped a couple years ago and it was almost 10 months before they found her remains... now it wouldn't have done any good for her story to be on national news but even the local coverage was a joke.

    Anyway... its Friday, I have new frilly panties and I'm going out.
     
    #61 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 20, 2012
  2. Primer

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    This is one reason I wear a suit everytime I smoke in public. Nobody suspects a man in a suit, it's the modern urban camouflage.
     
    #62 Primer, Apr 20, 2012
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I'm so upset because I have this really great story from work and I want to tell it to someone SO BADLY but none of my roommates are home and all of my friends are busy tonight. WHY WORLD, WHY?

    I'm sorry, I would tell it here, but an impersonation is absolutely necessary to really appreciate it.
     
    #63 audreymonroe, Apr 20, 2012
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    I know alot of people who just stick to being white.
     
    #64 JWags, Apr 20, 2012
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    I always get "you don't LOOK a pot smoker." Which is flattering to me, I never adapted the hemp hoodies and the rasta hats and the lack of shampoo. I've never been busted with it in my life, I am fucking Batman with it in public.

    Rei, I discovered, is also skillfully casual with his public pot smoking.
     
    #65 Crown Royal, Apr 20, 2012
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    No one ever seems surprised with me, but I am definitely not a hippy.
     
    #66 PIMPTRESS, Apr 20, 2012
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    He is neither brilliant nor a good negotiator. Jesus Christ, if you want a good price, get an Asian to haggle for you. Do not get a white guy who thinks he knows shit. I will now have to take time out of my otherwise busy day to fix the mess he has created so I don't pay the equivalent of France's GDP to get some damned paving done.
     
    #67 Angel_1756, Apr 20, 2012
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    I can verify both Crown not looking like a stoner, and that Toronto public streets in front of bars are totally safe places to toke up on a weekend evening.
     
    #68 rei, Apr 20, 2012
  9. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I wrote a post about how lame my life is right now, but fuck it. I'd rather stare at Kat Dennings.

    [​IMG]
     
    #69 dubyu tee eff, Apr 20, 2012
  10. Gravy

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    I thought you were in Guantanamo there for a minute.
     
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    Something happened to her top lip. Just sayin'.
     
    #71 bewildered, Apr 20, 2012
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    Yeah, it got shot full of the shit plastic surgeons use to make lips thicker.

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    #72 Dcc001, Apr 20, 2012
  13. bewildered

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    It kind of breaks my heard that these actors have so much plastic surgery performed on them. 9/10 it doesn't look natural (if I notice it at a glance, it was not a good job) and they are stuck with it for life. I don't know who is pressuring them into it, or if it is self-pressure, but God. You're attractive already, have a show, do modeling, or whatever. If your career is tanking it isn't because you are lacking duck lips.
     
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    I had grocery store bought sushi tonight and to my surprise, it was pretty damn delicious...also good to see summer beers on the shelves.

    Fit chicks FTW

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    #74 KillaKam, Apr 20, 2012
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    Fun Fact: Jessica Simpon's doc actually pioneered the technique of actually using a patient's own brain matter for that procedure.

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    I'm officially old. When every cultural "in" is something you cannot possibly understand, that is completely unflattering yet people do it anyway, you have become old.

    That said, I bet she gives one hell of a rim job.
     
    #76 CharlesJohnson, Apr 20, 2012
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    Edit* forget I ever said that.
     
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    I'm all for fit chicks but her hands have more testosterone than this entire board combined.
     
    #78 Frank, Apr 20, 2012
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    You would be right, except BrianH and lhprop post here, so I'd say it's a tie.
     
    #79 Dcc001, Apr 20, 2012
  20. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    The following event is awesome:

    Sunday, April 22, 2012
    3:00 PM, $5.00
    Kinky Crafting: DIY Floggers For Earth Day
    There's now a kinky upside to having a flat! Come to Babeland to find out how to make your very own flogger using recycled bike tires. All materials will be provided and you'll leave the store with one of your very own. *Smack*
     
    #80 audreymonroe, Apr 20, 2012
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