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Drink Drank Drunk Thread 4/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    Say what now?
     

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    I approve of this ^^

    Someone pointed out the chick I posted with some unusually man-like hands but really, who the hell is looking at her hands?
     
    #102 KillaKam, Apr 21, 2012
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    That girl is hot and all but I'd seriously fear for my cocks safety if she tried to give me an ole-fashioned.
     
    #103 toddamus, Apr 21, 2012
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    She could probably shear it off with one pincer movement of those steel buns. Im glad to see that society has been coming around to the idea that girls lifting like men, and I guess eating like cavemen, produces the best results.




    I'd give her a teeeeeeeeeeyn. A TEEEEEEEEEEYN!
     
    #104 Kubla Kahn, Apr 21, 2012
  5. FreeCorps

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    Oh crossfit, you confuse me so.
     

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    Ah, fuck it. No one and nothing is funny anymore.

    Suck a leopard's ass.
     
    #106 CharlesJohnson, Apr 21, 2012
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    In this post, we show examples of sex:

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    #107 Nom Chompsky, Apr 21, 2012
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    What's to be confused about?

    This is one hot babe:

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    The worst part of having a friend and his girlfriend on facebook? I get to see the same stupid baby pictures twice.
     
    #109 Arctic_Scrap, Apr 21, 2012
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    I can't explain the irrational hatred I have for that chick whenever the Crossfit games are on ESPN.
     
    #110 JWags, Apr 21, 2012
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    Defriend one or both of them. That or buy your own baby so you can post even more annoying photos, thereby one upping them and showing them you mean business.
     
    #111 toddamus, Apr 21, 2012
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    I wouldn't want to see one set of stupid baby pictures.

    Downs' Syndrome babiea aren't photogenic.


    Focus- Would/have you ever have sex with the retarded?
     
    #112 scotchcrotch, Apr 21, 2012
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    Apparently one of your parents did.
     
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    No, because they lack the cognitive ability to consent to sex in the way I, personally, require from my partner(s).

    Also, you're terrible. This is YET ANOTHER shitty drunk thread topic. I really miss the days when people would follow whatever gross shit they wanted to share with an image of sweet, sweet ass or some big boobs or even some sex gifs (thanks Nom!). It made not reading the horrible stuff a lot easier.

    Here:
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    #114 Pinkcup, Apr 21, 2012
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    What about the person who shares everything George Takei posts?

    It is like being at a stand up performance with a friend, and immediately after the comedian tells a joke, your friend turns to you, and repeats the joke you just heard.
     
    #115 kuhjäger, Apr 21, 2012
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    But what if they were hot?

    Minus the lazy eyes, pronounced forehead, compacted spine, and arthritis.


    Afterwards, give them a snowglobe for distraction and sneak out of their group home.
     
    #116 scotchcrotch, Apr 21, 2012
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    Is a lil bounce ok?

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    #117 Nom Chompsky, Apr 21, 2012
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    JESUS CHRIST. JUST OBJECTIFY WOMEN ALREADY AND POST SOME TITTIES.
     
    #118 Pinkcup, Apr 21, 2012
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    I always thought Mad Men would be a much better show on HBO.

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    Would Mad Men erotica fan-fic be like 50 Shades of Grey for snobby people?
     
    #119 Gravy, Apr 21, 2012
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