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Drink Drank Drunk Thread 4/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. Pinkcup

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    She's like 12. That's disgusting and doesn't remotely qualify as a woman.

    You're actually gross.
     
    #121 Pinkcup, Apr 21, 2012
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    Technically, there's never an age of consent for the tarded, as you pointed out.


    Secondly, she's 17. Pinckcup, you need to stop judging books by their covers.
     
    #122 scotchcrotch, Apr 21, 2012
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  4. Pinkcup

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    No, that's nothing at all like the thing I pointed out. I'm disturbed by your conflation of the two concepts.

    Also, 17 year olds look like 12 year olds to me. You know why? Because they're both children.

    Just for that, you're getting mature ladies:


    And I would just like to point out that I would bang the hell out of ^her^.
     

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    Prittay Tittay!

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    I clicked that expecting something much worse. Sort of like this:

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    #126 Gravy, Apr 21, 2012
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    These threads have been lacking lately. I want entertainment and tits, and there's barely been either these days. I'm hungover (at 2 pm, I can't even eat my fast food grease snack), and I have to work in 2 hours. The only saving grace to my day thus far has been Nom's sex gifs. I'd say they inspired me to jerk off but I'm fairly certain my penis won't work. You're welcome, Pinkcup.

    Now here's a pic. And that reminds me, if dixiebandit posts one of those usual disgusting hairy white trash pussy pics, I'm going to throw up all everyone. Fuck you.

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    #127 ScottVanPelt, Apr 21, 2012
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    Yeah, but I can walk out the door, find a 15 year old and have sex with her, and it is not only legal, but a national past time.

    Would I? God no. If a 15 year old wanted me? Well, I would point her to a good shrink.
     
    #128 kuhjäger, Apr 21, 2012
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    Doesn't he have a linea negra fetish?
     
    #129 kuhjäger, Apr 21, 2012
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    To be honest, i have no idea how old that tard is.


    But i bet she squeals like a little piggy.
     
    #130 scotchcrotch, Apr 21, 2012
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    Hairy pussy fetish and linea negra fetish? It's like he's proposing to me with dirty pictures over the internet. Swoon.
     
    #131 Pinkcup, Apr 21, 2012
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    Speaking of which, this was my friend's status the other day:

    NY people, it was the friend who I brought to the first meetup.
     
    #132 Nom Chompsky, Apr 21, 2012
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    A regular Fertile Myrtle aren't you?
     
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    Wow that's it for me, I think Ive had enough Internet for one day.

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    There is no sports villain I enjoy watching more than Cristiano Ronaldo. He's such a pretty boy douche, but fuck me he is just awesome. His celebration after that goal was the definition of badass.

    Oh and more or less perfect titties...
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    #136 JWags, Apr 21, 2012
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    Woonderfully, I get one of my rare nights to go get utterly smashed tonight. Look forward to outdrinking you bastards tonight.

    Don't forget it's 4:20 weekend. Help me partake right NOW.
     
    #138 Crown Royal, Apr 21, 2012
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    I drank the leftover half bottle of rum on Thursday night. El Husband looked at me and says, "Yeah, you're the DD for [friend's] party on Saturday.

    I done fucked up, y'all.
     
    #139 bewildered, Apr 21, 2012
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    I just love it because of all the bandwagon Barca fans coming out of the woodwork. Visca Barca? Fuck you. Tell me who Luis Figo is.
     
    #140 FreeCorps, Apr 21, 2012
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