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Drink-o De Mayo (Fashionably Late)! WDT 5/6/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 6, 2011.

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How Long 'Til Dixiebandit's Cinco de Bunghole?

  1. Before he finishes his bottle of wine

    3 vote(s)
    2.9%

  2. Before the weekend's over

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    4.9%

  3. By the end of next week

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    21.6%

  4. By the end of the month

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    18.6%

  5. DB makes a run for it, Policio de Tejas shoot/taze him

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    24.5%

  6. Makes daring escape 'cross the border, changes name to Pedro

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    11.8%

  7. Parole employee was too drunk to see him- no charges filed!

    13 vote(s)
    12.7%

  8. I'm just here to bunghole Chater

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    2.9%
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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Whether it is upstairs or downstairs, wait to disorient your prey. Gag them somehow if you have neighbors close by. Gouging out their eyes with a soup spoon works best, in my experience.


    I'm sorry, Wheelz, I thought you were smart enough to figure that one out!
     
    #261 PIMPTRESS, May 8, 2011
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    Highlights from the weekend, my first ever visit to Chicago:

    -Buddies and I got chased down Michigan Ave by a crazy homeless gentleman yelling "HECKEL AND JECKEL" repeatedly.

    -Saw a lady get hit by a car and knocked off her bike.

    -Sat next to a mom and her daughter at the Cubs game which the daughter loved telling us what a jerk her ex boyfriend is. When she got up to goto the bathroom, her mother was telling us how pretty her daughter is and asked us if we thought her daughter was pretty. She wasnt, she looked like this:

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    I threw up in the bathroom in the Signature Room on top of the Hancock building because I got nauseous from the elevator ride. I drank anyway afterwards.
     
    #262 Juice, May 8, 2011
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    Do I look smart when it comes to women?
     
    #263 hotwheelz, May 8, 2011
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    Doesn't how you look depend on which way your nurse points your head?
     
    #264 Frebis, May 8, 2011
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    You have one at your beck and call all of the time, I thought you must be damn smooth.
     
    #265 PIMPTRESS, May 8, 2011
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    I'm as smooth as a yeti.
     
    #266 hotwheelz, May 8, 2011
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    When conditioned and combed, yeti are quite pleasant to stroke.
     
    #267 PIMPTRESS, May 8, 2011
  8. Dcc001

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    Well, consider yourself average in this regard. Damn few males your age are smooth when it comes to girls.
     
    #268 Dcc001, May 8, 2011
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    Yeah, because all the smart, good looking, socially well adjusted people are just pining for advice on how to deal with women.

    By definition these are not people who know how to be social organically. Just like the world needs janitors, it needs people to fail at life for others to be successful, bell curve bitch.
     
    #269 Frank, May 8, 2011
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    Hotwheelz's long lost twin?

    [​IMG]
     
    #270 Juice, May 8, 2011
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    I'm smooth like broken glass. Someone always gets cut.
     
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    No, Hotwheelz doen't look like he is decomposing.
     
    #272 PIMPTRESS, May 8, 2011
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    Yeah but you wear the rough edges well. Rawr.
     
    #273 Dcc001, May 8, 2011
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    I work out like I'm emo; getting cut for attention.
     
    #274 BL1Y, May 8, 2011
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    So I have been sitting here watching Arrested Development for the past couple of hours, and realized that the kid's school is the school where my mom teaches.

    Nifty.
     
    #275 kuhjäger, May 8, 2011
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    Your mom is a teacher? No wonder she comes off as so dumb when you talk about her.
     
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    So are you admitting your GF is an idiot or did you just break up and want to feel superior?

    Sadly either one of those scenarios make sense to me.
     
    #277 Frank, May 8, 2011
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    Gotta love the flame wars betwixt this place's St. Peter and Philalawyer's broke cousin, especially since it started over the postings of a girl that could probably give two shits about what either of y'all say.

    Continue the dickthumping.

    <settles back with frosty cold beverage>
     
    #278 gtg2k, May 8, 2011
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    Frebis is full of bile. It sucks when you hate yourself, then you hate everything and find little joy in life.
     
    #279 PIMPTRESS, May 8, 2011
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    Or, at the very least, learn to hide it with dry humor and the illusion of disinterest.

    Amirite?

    Whatever.
     
    #280 Beefy Phil, May 8, 2011
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