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Drink-o De Mayo (Fashionably Late)! WDT 5/6/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 6, 2011.

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How Long 'Til Dixiebandit's Cinco de Bunghole?

  1. Before he finishes his bottle of wine

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  2. Before the weekend's over

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  3. By the end of next week

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  4. By the end of the month

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  5. DB makes a run for it, Policio de Tejas shoot/taze him

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  6. Makes daring escape 'cross the border, changes name to Pedro

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  7. Parole employee was too drunk to see him- no charges filed!

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  8. I'm just here to bunghole Chater

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  1. BL1Y

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    I really hope this is an extended metaphor. If not, that totally sucks. I broke my pinky warming up for my first flag football game. At least you made it into the game.

    Dude. Have you seen my site? You think I'm tech savvy enough to pull off a DDOS? I don't even know what DDOS stands for. I mean, I get the Disk Operating System part, but what's the first D mean?
     
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    Distributed denial of service. It's basically where you get a ton of computers to access one website, overload their servers, and crash it. If you're really clever, there are programs that can be run from one computer that will have the same effect. If you have evil friends, lots of computers can run that program and really fuck up a website. It's what those Anonymous guys were using against the Scientologists a few years ago.

    In unrelated news this thread and these pictures: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=620023&page=3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthre ... 023&page=3</a> are why I want to ride a motorcycle. I want to ride those roads. I'm not sure my life will be complete if I don't. Shit.
     
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    definitely not. Finished out the game, luckily in all my at bats either someone made an error or i was at least easily safe so i could halfway jog to first. St least the girls at Twin Peaks were nice. I highly suggest that place if you have one close, way better food than hooters and the chicks are infinitely hotter.
     
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  4. BL1Y

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    What cuts down wood quicker, a logger, or a female lawyer?
     
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    false. a fat chick.
     
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  6. ghettoastronaut

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    Know what's strange? The way certain things become absolutely accepted in polite society depending on the terms in which you couch them.

    For example:

    Person 1: "I'm going on vacation to [tropical country] to spend a week having an egregious amount of dirty, loud sex with my husband."
    Person 2: [awkward]

    On the other hand:

    Person 1: So I'm going to [tropical country] for a week with my husband, without the kids.
    Person 2: [delighted shriek]

    Aah, the artifices people put up.
     
    #106 ghettoastronaut, May 7, 2011
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    I knew it was only a matter of time before you admitted to something like this.
     
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    One month until I'm piss drunk in a pair of waders, fly fishing in Alaska. I'm so white it hurts...
     
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    Oh my God, Taco Cabana, I love you.
     
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    That's it! That's the melody to Funkytown!

    Just got in, 9 hours later. I'll just say I had wayyy to much fun and leave it at that.
     
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    If you've been trying for 9 hours to get it in, you might want to go see a doctor.
     
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    Although we have a topical thread, the WDT just seems more appropriate for this one:

     
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    I don't get to WDT it up with you guys this weekend. I have two finals on Monday, and I have to write a 3-4 page paper for my History class.

    Any history geniuses on here want to help me with the paper, that would be awesome:

    The best news: After these two finals and this paper, I have a Bachelors. Then its going to be "Stop! Masters time!"
     
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  14. BL1Y

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    I'd help, but I'm still hungover from Pinko de Marxo.
     
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    I'm going to Toronto again for the second time in two days, this time for a TFC game. $8 32 ounce Carlsberg's is going to equal one fucked up JD after the game is done. Thank god it's nice weather out, as all the patios in downtown are open. I have a couple cigars for me and my brother to smoke after the game is done, and went and picked up a 30 pack of Rolling Rock for before the game. First game I have gone to under the lights at BMO Field. Wooooo!
     
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    My wife kept dropping "hints" that perhaps she should get a mother's day gift from our two dogs.

    So, I went online to a special needs superstore and purchased her an alarm clock for deaf people.

    For some reason, I don't see this going over very well.
     
    #116 Revengeofthenerds, May 7, 2011
  17. BL1Y

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    So, she sees herself as the dogs' mother? What a bitch.
     
    #117 BL1Y, May 7, 2011
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    My husband asked what type of gift I wanted from the dogs. I laughed. I should milk this, shouldn't I?
     
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    There are two basics options, aren't there? Smooth, or crunchy?
     
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    Ewwww (and smooth)
     
    #120 mya, May 7, 2011
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