I just realized this morning that tomorrow is Mother's Day. Don't ever let anyone tell you that I'm a decent person.
A black kid at UVA law just admitted that he fabricated a story he published in the school's paper about two white police officers harassing him. Osama is dead, the Token bit on the new South Park, and now this. It's such a great time to be white.
That's impressively well done. Better than the vast majority of talking animals in movies. I have to guess that they film the animals and then come up with scripts that fit.
My brother was playing a show last night, but before we went we smoked a couple of bowls with some kind of weed that looked lime it had orange hair. Since my brother was performing I got free drinks and now I feel like someone's been shaking me like a baby.
Pathetic. Maybe if you were a young 20-something and just getting your dick wet this would be justifiable. If a chick wanted me to watch her try shit on at all she better bring a hot friend I haven't seen naked and they better both be blowing me in the store. In other news I've determined that I'd rather fight a group of 3-4 rabid black bears than a swarm of no-see-ums. At least I'd stand a chance against the bears.
I can see why you would make this mistake, since I've always assumed you were, in fact, a dog who had a propensity for leaning on fenceposts like he's people.
There's the friendliness I've come to rely on, like a blanket, or slipping on a pair of well-worn sneakers. I love you, TiB, now go get me a fucking drink.
We have one dog that thinks it's people, and another dog that thinks it's multi-million-dollar art. This place is weird.
My apartment is right by the pool, and during the warm months it's pretty much a weekend-long pool party, every weekend. Normally I don't care because when I study it's the perfect amount of white noise. When it's Katy Perry's "ET" song on a loop (seriously...it's the 3rd time I've heard this song in the last 2 hours or so) it makes me wants to start punching and kicking, simultaneously. Seriously, what is the appeal of KP? Except for her boobs?
Footloose is being remade. Fucking Footloose. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1384626/Footloose-remake-dances-action-new-moves-new-music-new-cast-including-Julianne-Hough.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... Hough.html</a> Was there something wrong with the original version? Jesus Christ, people are retarded. Why not just re-release the original? There's still lots of teens who haven't seen it and would go because to them it's a new movie, and lots of older folks who'd like to see it again on the big screen. This society sucks. I want out. And another drink.
Went with a friend to see her friends, friends shitty band from interstate. So to clarify the band were friends of friends of a friend. You can't drink yourself deaf. Fact. The venue had a live rock room and a dance room. Band we actually went to see were tolerable. Rest of line up was mind blowing awful. All at a volume that precluded any kind of conversation. Dance room could have been salvation, but sh appeared to be tone deaf, with no understanding of beats or how to mix them. Seriously tried to mix beastie boys and daft punk. Couldn't stop cringing. People were trying to dance despite awful clashing base lines and beats. Currently Hung over and mid walk of shame ing my way home to clean up and go to high tea with my mother. Hate mornings, the outside, gift card holidays, and everything else.
Went to a party last night, met an absurdly cute girl who was very adamant about the fact that we should have met before then (in the "what took us so long?!" sense). I've never gotten off to a better start, right up until the point where I somehow got rack jacked by a guy whose look can only be described as "skater douche." Now I've lost a good many times in my short life, and I'm used to it. But this one will baffle me for ages. I simply don't know how it happened.