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Drink of the Week Drunk Thread- 7/19/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 19, 2012.

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  1. guernica

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    That's a tough three year old to survive a shooting by the way

    * I don't care if it wasn't shot
     
    #21 guernica, Jul 20, 2012
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    If this had happened in Texas, the audience would have shot back.

    Such a tragedy.
     
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    I've had more of the bad bourbons on that list than the good. Then again, I drink for the effect, so maybe that's the answer.
     
    #23 Noland, Jul 20, 2012
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    Worst. Wake up call. Ever.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/aurora-dark-knight-shooting-suspect-identified-james-holmes/story?id=16818889#.UAlfyaAkT1I" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/aurora-da ... AlfyaAkT1I</a>
     
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    Unreal that there is a poop discussion going on in this thread.

    I spent half the morning texting a co-worker about the horrors of having to shit and not being able to. We both agreed that one of our biggest fears in life is having an accident.

    I've seen homeless people shit themselves plenty of times. I almost expect it. I don't know how I'd react to a fellow commuter shitting himself on the train.
     
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    Move to a different seat?
     
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    The train I take has no extra seats... but regardless... I mean more that I'm not sure I could fight back the urge to laugh or cry.
     
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    I'd find it difficult to choose between taking photos of the shit or the other people's reactions.
     
    #28 guernica, Jul 20, 2012
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    Someone should revive the titty-thread. I'm not going to stop bitching about this, ladies.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Well....... You could start it off again for us....
     
    #30 Kubla Kahn, Jul 20, 2012
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    Retirement is looking good for the girls.

    And besides.... I think my tits glow in the dark right now from their lack of being touched by the sun.
     
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    I can't help but think she knew. You know when your boy isn't right, when he's capable of something that extraordinarily awful. Doesn't matter if he was born mean or he's just sick, completely deluded. Mama knew. She just didn't want to admit he'd take it this far. Can't say I blame her either. The reality of it is more than a parent wants to comprehend.

    I'm glad he's alive. I'm anxious to hear what he has to say.


    I'll even stop leaving leering reps when I'm drunk.
     
    #32 CharlesJohnson, Jul 20, 2012
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    Can't promise the same for me.
     
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    Yeah I go for effect as well. In Vegas last week my buddies brought a couple of bottles of Woodford Reserve and that shit was deeeeeeelish. I just brought a handle of Jim Beam hoping that even with Deltas 25 bucks a checked bag (I split a bag with another guy) I could still save over Vegas pricing. But then we barely fucking pregamed anyway and I ended up bringing half the bottle back, half a bag again, so the bottle cost me 24 extra bucks. I did not win.
     
    #34 Kubla Kahn, Jul 20, 2012
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    Makers Mark it is then. The Big Swede up the block will be pleased.

    Hopefully this time I can avoid breaking furniture and losing my keys.
     
    #35 Misanthropic, Jul 20, 2012
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    Bulleit and Woodford Reserve are exceptional. Maker's Mark is cheaper though. Plus the wax seal adds a bit of class before you crash your neighbor's golf cart while simultaneously trying to pee on a beetle.
     
    #36 CharlesJohnson, Jul 20, 2012
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    It's all about the bottle. That's why I purchased this a few months ago and still haven't tried it. It's fulfilling its display purposes.
     
    #37 guernica, Jul 20, 2012
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    You have no idea how much you take your hearing for granted until you somehow come down with a summer cold that plugs your sinuses and ears up so bad that the only solution is likely taking a toilet plunger to your face.
     
    #38 hooker, Jul 20, 2012
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    What did poor Ringo ever do to you?
     
    #39 Misanthropic, Jul 20, 2012
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    You know that's vodka, right? So it looks the same if you display empty or full...

    Just sayin' because I have the same bottle.
     
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