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Drink of the Week Drunk Thread- 7/19/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 19, 2012.

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  1. Racer-X

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    The History Channel is just doing for history what MTV did for music.
     
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    I got some Bulleit. I'm pre gaming before going to the pool with some girlfriends.

    Here's to potentially bad decision making.
     
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    CHOOT IT, TROY! CHOOT IT!
     
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    I love Swamp People, can't stand thinking about the "gunsmithing" shows on TV, but nothing- absolutely nothing- holds a candle to this guy.





    Liiiiiiive action!
     
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  5. hooker

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    The whore that sits in the next office from me just asked me if I could "shove something down my throat, so I'd stop coughing." She's Russian with a terrible accent, and what she probably meant was take medicine.

    Sweetheart, I'd love to shove something down my throat but it might not be appropriate for the office.
     
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    No gag reflex? I'm jealous.
     
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    Me too.

    That would let you play fun office games to make people uncomfortable. When your boss walks up to your desk and asks you a questions and you casually open your mouth and remove a whole banana and then answer like nothing odd just happened.

    Plus that way when you walk in his office 5 minutes later and catch him jerking off you get a few extra weeks of vacation time.

    4 hours left till I can get back to my fridge full of beer, gonna be a productive friday at this rate.
     
    #87 Veovis, Jul 20, 2012
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    Man, my crazy ex is the gift that keeps giving. She FB messaged my very good friend asking him to come out to help her plan a party for a girl he met maybe once over half a year ago. I can't believe she doesn't expect him to: 1) Tell me 2) ignore the very obvious fact that she's bullshitting, using this as an excuse to grill him about me 3) actually show up and say something to help her.

    I was planning on moving anyway, but now since my current location forces me to take the same bus that she does, I'm not inspired in my apartment hunt.

    [And since according to KIMaster my post has to include a brag]

    Ego boosted in a sick twisted way, when I started dating her I thought she was out of my league, but I obviously put it down so well, ha, you know how I do, ha...5 months later she still wants me back!

    *Puts on shades, pop collar, does hand gesture thing Will Smith used to do after scoring a number from a girl on Fresh Prince, then drops keyboard and walks away.*
     
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    I finally entered 2012 and got a smart phone since my other Samsung brick went to shit after four years. Holy shit do I feel retarded trying to work this thing.
     
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    This thread needs more bourbon and more tits. I am off to the liquor store. There better be tits when I get back. Or else.
     
    #90 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 20, 2012
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    Fundraiser day. There is a shitload of silent auction items, a bunch of raffle prizes, enough food to feed several armies and about twenty five people all trying to arrange the room in different ways. Chaos like this makes me wish I still smoked. Or drank to excess. Or something.
     
    #91 Angel_1756, Jul 20, 2012
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    Southern Comfort and Season 1 of Oz, stuck in the house so I might as well get shitty.

    What I come home to every day, at least in my mind.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I just got some severe tan lines across mine. Oh, you demand pics?? hahhahaha
     
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    That is absolutely terrible. I see no sandwiches and the disher are dirty. Right room at least, but sheesh.

    The sun has left, and it's raining, I hope it turns into a decent thunder storm so I'm at least entertained. Movie night for the kids I guess.
     
    #94 Veovis, Jul 20, 2012
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    Absolutely nothing less then awesome can come from this:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/20/goat-man-spotted-in-utah-mountains/?test=latestnews" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/20/go ... latestnews</a>

    Probably the best quote of all:

     
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    IS it wrong that I see this picture and all I could think was

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    Durbanite
     
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    Wish I knew Michael from Lost was in Oz, I can't fucking stand that douche, gonna have to switch back to The Wire.

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    Chicken pot pie for dinner, what what! The cup of crisco in the pie crust had better be worth it.
     
    #98 bewildered, Jul 20, 2012
  19. Blue Dog

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    .......... Fuck.



    .... WAIT A MINTUTE!



    ....... Woo hoo!

    YES THE WINE IS ALSO A CASUALTY SO WHAT OF IT
     

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  20. bewildered

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    What a nice countertop and wine rack you have there. I just put up some shelves with L brackets for my booze. My finished product is a little (lot) less classy than yours.



    I was going to set up a dry bar underneath with a table but that will probably never happen, so I need to install another shelf because I still have a shitton of glassware.
     

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