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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Volo

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    No dice. The wife's got melons just like those, but trying to get her to post them here is like pulling molars.
     
    #181 Volo, Jul 16, 2011
  2. hooker

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    An ass with a bow:

     

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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    I'll get the anesthesia!
     
    #183 Nom Chompsky, Jul 16, 2011
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    Another bottle of wine, or bed. What's it gonna be?
     
    #184 hooker, Jul 16, 2011
  5. Volo

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  6. hooker

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    She looks twelve. Not that cute.
     
    #186 hooker, Jul 16, 2011
  7. hooker

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    Okay - bed time, then! You kids are boring.

    I'll leave you with this:

     

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  8. Durej

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    Ah got my good old ex roommate roommate to drink with. Tequila shots for all.
     
    #188 Durej, Jul 16, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    For 1756

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    #189 Nom Chompsky, Jul 16, 2011
  10. InspektorGadget

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    I'll join the party..Have no idea who it is, but she was too hot not to post.

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    #190 InspektorGadget, Jul 16, 2011
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    A bottom for that top...

     

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  12. BL1Y

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    There are about 50 creative writing programs more selective than Harvard Law.

    ...Fuck.
     
    #192 BL1Y, Jul 16, 2011
  13. Kratos

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    My dog just laid down next to me while I took a crap. It was incredibly awkward.

    He's now staring at me from the corner like there's something wrong with me.

    He also barked at the toilet paper roll.
     
    #193 Kratos, Jul 16, 2011
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    So... you're posting from the shitter?
     
    #194 WASPnest, Jul 16, 2011
  15. Durej

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    New thread wheres the most interesting place your surfed the internet. Balls deep would win every time.

    My ex roommate is passed out drunk next to me. Lousy drunk cant hang. I may go to the bars after all.
     
    #195 Durej, Jul 16, 2011
  16. Kratos

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    Naw, unfortunately I didn't have an iPad for the shitter like Nett. I had to type from the laptop afterwards.
     
    #196 Kratos, Jul 16, 2011
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    This one's for Nom...

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    ...and I'm out for the night.
     
    #197 dixiebandit69, Jul 16, 2011
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    These are better:

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    I love women who wear their hair out like this. It's my kryptonite.


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    Her hair is even better. As long as I can tug on it and it doesn't come off, I don't give a damn if it's a sew in or not.
     
    #198 Dyson004, Jul 16, 2011
  19. TX.

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    This girl is drunk on macadamian nut martinis and loooooove. That is all.
     
    #199 TX., Jul 16, 2011
  20. Volo

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    Pfft! Where the fuck do you live that twelve-year olds look like that?

    Alright, I'll tap an old well once again.

     

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