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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Psychodyne

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    As late to the party as I am, it's raining like a sum'bitch outside. I'm as drank as a sum'bitch can be inside. I think that about evens things out...in some way, shape, or form at any rate. Scotch makes my insides feel warm and cozy.
     
    #201 Psychodyne, Jul 16, 2011
  2. ssycko

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    Wait.
     
    #202 ssycko, Jul 16, 2011
  3. The Village Idiot

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    This is a good start, but the guy made an amateur mistake.

    How is she supposed to reach the kitchen?
     
    #203 The Village Idiot, Jul 16, 2011
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    Amateurs.

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    #204 Nettdata, Jul 16, 2011
  5. Angel_1756

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    Why not just cut out the middle man?

     

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  6. hooker

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    If you were waking up to this... would you care about her getting to the kitchen?

     

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  7. Juice

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    Hey, a mans gotta eat at some point.
     
    #207 Juice, Jul 16, 2011
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    That picture is the proper breakfast in bed.
     
    #208 fleafly, Jul 16, 2011
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    Oh my god Korean food is delicious. I live next to the korean ghetto and do not go there nearly enough for delicious yet cheap bulgoki. I wolfed down a plate of that (spicy, of course) and some dumplings and between those and the near litre of beer I drank before I left, damned near passed out walking home. Amazing.
     
    #209 ghettoastronaut, Jul 16, 2011
  10. sartirious

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    Vagina: the Breakfast of Champions.
     
    #210 sartirious, Jul 16, 2011
  11. hooker

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    My head feels like someone used a chainsaw to open the top, pissed in it, and then took a match to it.
     
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  12. hooker

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    I think women everywhere should be woken up with a finger in the ass. There is no better way to start your day.
     
    #212 hooker, Jul 16, 2011
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    For the record, guys, this is not unanimous.
     
    #213 Dcc001, Jul 16, 2011
  14. ntonic

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    LIVE FREE OR DIE. BITCHES
     
    #214 ntonic, Jul 16, 2011
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    I've always preferred a nice hot shower to start my day.

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    #215 Angel_1756, Jul 16, 2011
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    Nice bottle of Rioja, joint of lamb in the oven. I just assembled my desk for a home office. Carving out my space. Life is good.
     
    #216 whathasbeenseen, Jul 16, 2011
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    Cubs Rooftop + Unlimited Hotdogs/Burgers + Goose Island Cubby Blue Beer + Two Bars After x 3 VPs AMEX cards being handed to bartenders = Hungover as shit.

    Last empty glass hit the table at 11pm. Thank you very much. I also may or may not hit on the VP of Finance. She's cute as fuck, what am I supposed to do. She paid for all the drinks and gave me a hug. She also had white pants on...

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    no that's not her.
     
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    I had sex last night for the first time in months, with the blessings of my incarcerated boyfriend. Her name was Jocelyn, and she had enormous titties. Except now she's texting me, asking me to email her pics and we should get together again soon, etc etc. Leave it to me to find a stalker right out of the gate.
     
    #218 Chellie, Jul 16, 2011
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    Pics and or video or it didn't happen.
     
    #219 Now Slappy, Jul 16, 2011
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    That's some funny shit right there:
     

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