I have to DJ a Stag & Doe pretty much a stone's throw away from the site of the Black Donnelly Massacre to 200 drunk people. Then, Lake Huron for a week. Joy.
Let me know if you need help setting up the webcam feed. We'll raise money for your man's "just got out of jail" party. It's the right thing to do.
The $10 cover charge is way too close to the cost of a case of beer. Bullshit indeed. There had better be some mighty fine ass in there, and not just tons of it.
Tis a shitty day in west Florida today...85ish and raining all day. Nothing to do except sit inside and watch movies drinking beer...I guess it's not all that bad.
I think booze is the only way to tolerate the Lake of the Ozarks. You're a youngen, aren't you? Are you hitting Party Cove?
Someone (read also: Husband) allowed me to wear a sun dress and drink (too many) beers at ribfest today. Baaaaaaaad idea.
Whew. Wound up coming in 2nd (16 teams) in the tournament, so actually made a little money today. It was double elimination, and the eventual champion wound up beating us both times, so they likely deserved to win. Think the girl played at Williams; in any event, they were pretty good and played well together. Time to start drinking!
Having an awesome weekend with my dad. So far, we have gone shooting 3 times. He loves the rifle I gave him for father's day. When he saw it, he was like a kid on Christmas. We have done nothing but eat and plan our activities around food. I guess Houston is good for something. Currently, he is passed out on the couch in a Po' boy stupor from lunch. He sort of hit on the waitress we had. She was very hot, but he asked her how she stayed so skinny. It was embarrassing. Not in a, it-was-so-bad-it-was-sad way but more of a, he shouldn't have done it kinda way. He's 60. Not that he's old old, but she was maybe 20, 21. Oh well. I'm sad that he is leaving tomorrow. I hadn't seen him in about 6 months before this.
Looks like wer're doing a pub crawl tonight, last minute decision. Seeing as how ive been drinking since about one, this should be a good time. Man, spending all this time with The Girlfriend has really lowered my posting rate here. I should probably step that up a little.
I went to a funeral of some dude I don't know. I was a pallbearer. Apparently my base does this service to anyone who's a veteran and wants to be buried with military honors. I thought it was actually pretty cool. The funeral itself went pretty well, although the dumbass playing the bugle fucked up Taps. How the FUCK do you mess up Taps? Of course, now that I've done one funeral, they're going to make me do all the other ones too. I'm okay with that, as it looks good on my record and it's not a bad way to spend a Saturday.
So, I'm playing this stag and doe and apparently they hired the Three Toughest Security Guards In Canada. It just opened its doors and these dudes are walking around the room with oranges in their armpits.