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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Goddamn it... Yeah, that new ac unit I had to buy? Yeah, it decided to stop cooling shot today. And the repair guy won't answer his cell. So now once again, I've had to load up my family and stay at my parents house. Only they are down the river, so were here by ourselves.

    You bet your ass I'm drinking my dads whiskey right now.
     
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  2. TX.

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    Someone in my group got a concussion surfing today. I'm pretty scraped
    up all over and I thought THAT hurt. Poor dude. Fucking reef.
     
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    Hmmm, drunk, at home, and debating whether I go for another beer or Apple Pie.

    Apple Pie= Everclear, cider, apple juice, cinnamon sitx. Been sitting a year and STRONG. Its a tough call, I should stop drinking but I don't want to.

    Oh, and its naked pic time:

     

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  4. $100T2

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    So J.Lo got divorced.

    That sucks. She's 41 and now she's going to have to weed through guys who want to climb the Mt. Everest of ass-fucking.

    Sailor Jerry endorses this post.

    Fuckers.

    EDIT:

    Can Stacy Keibler crack walnuts with this thing?

     

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    Looks like an Adam Ant video.
     
    #245 $100T2, Jul 16, 2011
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    Google maps tells me I rode some 400 km today. Holy crap. Stopped at a wood-fired oven take-out pizza place that was attached to a home builder's showroom. You don't see those every day. The pizza actually wasn't bad for being out in the middle of nowhere and I had an amazing time getting there. A brilliant twisty highway that was blasted out of the rock with no end to the lakes on every side of the road.
     
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    Meet Kyle Park.

     
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    I had a great Saturday. I helped my paralyzed buddy move his things into his new apartment and had an amazing dinner at the Italian joint in his complex.

    I am now celebrating a fine day with some Berkshire Brewery Blonde Ale and Star Trek: TNG on Netflix.

    Thanks Netflix, for helping a nerd channel their inner child.
     
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    ...and of course, one for the girls!

     
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    Ahem, don't you and your "group" live and work in the Dallas area?

    What would make "y'all" think you should even think about surfing anyway?
     
    #250 Nitwit, Jul 16, 2011
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    My boy is at the strippers for a bachelor party and I'm home disgustingly sick with the flu. Life is not fair.
     
    #251 jennitalia, Jul 16, 2011
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    In Hawaii for the week. Some are here from GA.
     
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    TX,
    your really too solid to jack with and we both know it, just giving you some coastal kidding; in the Texas way. Have a great vacation and bring back some great memories!
     
    #253 Nitwit, Jul 16, 2011
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    Word. Whenever I'm lucky enough to spend some time at ANY beach I wanna drop everything at home and move there. It is so awesome! I love the water.

    Thanks!
     
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    The ocean is only ten minutes down the road.

    Jesus, won't you just bring me one woman to skinny dip in it tonight?

    Yea, I'd be alright with that.
     
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    Pretty picture time:

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    In British English, the word "cunt" is an insult primarily directed at males.

    In American English, the word "cunt" is an insult primarily directed at Nancy Grace.
     
    #257 BL1Y, Jul 17, 2011
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    Do you think Nancy Grace is putting on a show for the money?

    Or is she just that big of a cunt?
     
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    It's Saturday night, and I'm sitting in my normal spot in the lounge, playing Dreams. Such is life. I wish I had booze to accompany me.
     
    #259 Omegaham, Jul 17, 2011
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    I could never live in a place where I wasn't an easy 20-30min drive from the ocean. Having grown up just outside of Boston, the concept of living somewhere without the ocean nearby sort of blows my mind.
     
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