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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Boston has an ocean? Really?

    Ha Ha!

    Ok! Yea, the tea party! Just never thought of it that way.

    Forgive me. I'm almost in Mexico.

    EDIT; and soooooooo drunken.
     
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    haha apparently i was born today
     
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    Last I checked, yep, that's an ocean to the east of Beantown.

    And huzzah for being drunk! I'm well on my way.
     
    #263 Jubes2681, Jul 17, 2011
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    I don't care when you were born. No avatar ever has made me want to eat ass more! Chomp on Chompsky!
     
    #264 Nitwit, Jul 17, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    nomnomnom!

    i really do give great tongue though, tell your coworkers
     
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    Are you sure? That's a fantastic ass! I may not even have to spray it first. Sorta like dirty pussy. After the first few licks, it just sorta cleans itself out?
     
    #266 Nitwit, Jul 17, 2011
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    I feel like yelling "Sound off!".

    My blonde ale is sadly gone. Time to switch over to the old standby, Coors Light!

    And here come the negative comments...
     
    #267 Jubes2681, Jul 17, 2011
  8. Nitwit

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    Music please:

    Heard this earlier. Can't get it out of my head, like LUMP. The line, "lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love, she spent her twenties between the sheets, life limped along at sub-sonic speeds" is so cool. I love that girl. Where are you when I need you PIMPTRESS?

     
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  9. Nitwit

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    .............and whoever even could forget this:



    eating pussy was never so mainstream.
     
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    You guys wanna live 20 minutes from the ocean and consider the northeast a viable plan? Absurd. I might be 90 minutes from the beach, but I can go there around 300 days a year, suck it yankees. I also can make it to (admittedly small) mountains in 90 minutes too. I've got Atlanta and Charlotte if you want a "big" city to go to. Also, any college football fans still up? I am super hyped about Marcus Lattimore this year. We're about to name a street after him if he does what everyone here expects.
     
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    That sounds like a great idea, name a street after someone before they've accomplished anything. Its kinda like Columbus naming a street after Terrell Pryor after signing day.
     
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    Cheering it up with Texas country.

     
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    There is something to be said for being able to celebrate four seasons. I love the snow but hate skiing, so I would much rather have snow in Dec-Feb than have to drive over an hour to see mountains with snow.
     
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    I said if he does what people expect. George Rogers won the Heisman here in the 80's and one of the streets around the stadium is named after him. If Latti can make it to NYC for the ceremony and we dominate, that man is going to have a street, if not he's still going to be one of the best remembered player's we've ever had.

    What are these "seasons" you speak of?
     
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    I'm drunk and I'm going to raise a glass to the fact that KIMaster is no longer a poster on this board. This board is now perfect.

    Like these.
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    Cheers x2 to Nett for banning him for 2 days that caused him to freakout and never come back. Cheers! Here! Here!
     
    #275 Parker, Jul 17, 2011
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    Wine! That's all, folks.
     
    #276 bewildered, Jul 17, 2011
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    What happened to him?

    EDIT: I sure did, right or wrong, like listening to him talk about movies.
     
    #277 Nitwit, Jul 17, 2011
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    Your entire opinion is flawed based on my own biased opinions. I am also the smartest person in the world on any matter involving sports. Foreign movies that no one has ever watched are better than the slop you commoners watch. I am also an expert on video games despite the fact that I'm so cool I have not owned a tv for the past 10 years. BOW BEFORE MY INTELLECT SIMPLETONS!!!
     
    #278 KIMmaster, Jul 17, 2011
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    Well, it's late. Leave you with this, TIB.



    From one of the best albums ever. If you don't have it, you probably suck, anyway.
     
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    Coors light is amazing!

    Also, Commander Riker is a man I would jump in a second.
     
    #280 Jubes2681, Jul 17, 2011
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