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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. amjoyce

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    Drinking bud light in a trailer with everyone in camo... check. Fucking the last girl on earth that I should... check. Fucking Rowan county...

    Reminds me of this:



    Finally in honor of my own personal theme for the evening....

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  2. Diablo

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    I hung out with a few married chicks tonight and they were cool as shit
     
  3. Diablo

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    and that shit ttppk mr 20 min to figure out.

    i love you guys, you"re awesome.
    Make sense of that...I dare you
     
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    I just got home, spent the last couple hours pulling favors to get my best friend out of jail so he didnt have to sit there all weekend for first appearance on Monday.

    We were walking back to our friend's house from the bar and he was complaining that he was going to poop his pants. He ducked into this side alleyway and, because he's not normal, decided that squatting with his jeans pulled down his ankles and grunting one out sans TP was a perfect time to drunk dial his dad. Loudly. Guy came out of his house when he heard my friend yelling, bowled him over and put a knee his back.

    He was pooping in the yard of an off duty cop.


    The first thing my friend did when I got him out was ask me to stop at a gas station so he could finally wipe his ass. I don't have the energy to say something funny or witty about that. Life is ridiculous and weird and just as tragic as it is hilarious.
     
  5. Juice

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    Up at 4:30 to go clamming with my girlfriend, her white trash dad, his diner-hag girlfriend, and some creepy long-haul trucker. It's going to be one long ass day.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    Agreed. I quite enjoyed his take on some things, but when he was being overly obtuse and petty it was a bit much.

    I'm sorry he didn't come back after his day off.

    "You never learn anything from someone who agrees with you."
     
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    I wish he came back too. For everyone of his douchbag posts he had 5 good ones that made interesting reads. He added some good spice to the Pop Culture side.
     
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    I opened up Drudge this morning and was surprised they had an ad for True Blood as their top story. Also, Jessica looks like crap.

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  9. mya

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    God, I hope that we stop hearing about her now. Several of my friends were some of those that got obsessed with the trial (dvr'ing the trial, and then Nancy Grace or whoever was endlessly analyzing), I have no idea why. So even though I wasn't paying much attention media-wise I feel like I spent way to much time on her.
     
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    On topic:

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    But even more on topic:

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  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Man, I really wish somebody would bring me some Gatorade. And fruit cups. And grill me a cheese.
     
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    while wearing pink panties with a juicy ass.

    I can't believe that you forgot probably the most important part.
     
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    Just made the perfect sunny side up egg, but didn't have any toast to dip in the yolk. That is almost enough to ruin a perfectly good sunday morning.
     
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    Just saw this again sober. I still agree with myself 100%. I repped Nett and want to share: There is still a healthy amount of disagreement and different viewpoints on this board. What makes it perfect is that those arguments and counter arguments are now made without un-funny (key factor here) attacks on people. One thing to call someone a stupid asshole because they make one points, its another to continue to attack them throughout the thread because they said something you didn't like 20 pages ago. It's a little weird how two days completely threw him off, hasn't been back since.

    Sunday Funday anyone? I think that's a great idea.
     
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    Was this a wide occurrence through Rep or PMs? Although he was a pain in the ass contrarian, I don't remember many (if any) instances where he attacked people personally in the actual threads.
     
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  17. Parker

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    Check the NBA thread, most of the movie threads and gaming thread (where the ban hammer hit). Think his last stuff was two months ago. Most of it was rep, then you'd send a PM to be like "Dude, calm down." and it'd get worse. My signature is from a rep. He'd get target lock on certain people and not let go. Red dots have come, they were deserved, but in the last year pretty sure he makes up for 80% of them. That's a bit much knowing his rate caused him to go rep other people and come back. It still kept up after a cool "Hey, you leave me alone, I leave you alone. Not a big deal." Even after a fair neg rep of him, he'd write a 1000 word response. Never read them. Ignored him for a month, he green dotted me. I said fuck it I'll be nice back and bam, caught into another shit hurricane.

    I'd also bet 5 dollars now he's gone, people that were lurkers before now post more if at all.

    And now a morning tasting of Johnathon Walker Black with my pancakes and bacon.
     
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    Wow, I clicked on that Hank 3 song and started scrolling down the page and when I opened that gif the music beat lined up perfectly to every ass smack. It was pretty hot.



    You all need to stop talking about him if you don't want him showing back up. If internet message board nut jobs have taught us anything, it is that there is no end to their ability to keep track of every conversation YEARS after they have supposedly left. I basically gave up arguing with him when we got into it over 2001 A Space Odyssey and he linked a youtube review of the movie which had the single dumbest arguments I have ever heard. I was surprised that with his argumentative tactics he'd ever even support something sooo shitty. Otherwise he seemed alright.
     
  19. bewildered

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    You see those 4 guests lurking? One of them is him.
     
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    I hate even acknowledging him, because this board got infinitely better when I blocked his posts, but I wanted to comment on this.

    I can think of two occasions where I openly disagreed with him. Both resulted in no less than 3 red dots from him. He would red dot me, then go through and (I assume) green dot a bunch of other people, just so he could red dot me again an hour later. These were rarely well thought out critiques, they were "you're a fucking idiot" and other such nonsense. Mind you, this wasn't because I attacked him or called him names. This was because I dared to disagree with him.

    This was followed by him neg-rep-stalking me. For two weeks after the first argument, he neg repped a lot of my posts. Again, no reason given, except "you're a fucking moron." After our second argument, he did the same thing, though much less. I think the reason it wasn't so bad the second time, and the reason it stopped altogether, is that I simply ceased to acknowledge his existence. I didn't respond, didn't read his posts (in fact, I had it set to not even show his posts), and didn't bother with him. He is a troll (although he'd never admit it), but a different kind. He demanded we acknowledge his opinion. If we agreed it confirmed his own feelings of superiority. If we disagreed it confirmed that we were idiots and the people he was superior too, and he let us know.

    The reason he left is, better or worse, he always thought the mods were on his side, and viewed us as just idiots that they were superior too. At the old board, this was very much the case, as the old mods did similar things (they'd ban people for disagreeing with them all the time). Here, though, not so much.

    All that being said, if he came back, I really wouldn't care. I stopped acknowledging him a long time ago, and aside from the random neg-rep to remind me that he hated me, I just ignored him, and after this post I'll continue to ignore him.
     
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