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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Sorry, I know you said it before, just clarifying: you're a gigolo, right?
     
    #121 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    We've already discussed how great a shower beer is; but a crapper beer as well?
     
    #122 sartirious, Jul 15, 2011
  3. hooker

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    Who said anything about the crapper?

    STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
     
    #123 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Nah, front door.
     
    #124 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    I'm a female pleasure custodian, stop being so ignorant.
     
    #125 Frank, Jul 15, 2011
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    Have you ever tried to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet using nothing but a paper towel? Stomachs in turmoil are nothing to be trifled with.
     
    #126 sartirious, Jul 15, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    You shut your whore mouth.

    No wait, leave it open.
     
    #127 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    Manwhore of negotiable affection.
     
    #128 sartirious, Jul 15, 2011
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    What is better than a $9 bottle of wine?
     
    #129 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    And $8 bottle of wine.
     
    #130 MoreCowbell, Jul 15, 2011
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    $8 box of wine.
     
    #131 sartirious, Jul 15, 2011
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    Wait - people still have shag carpeting?
     
    #132 Angel_1756, Jul 15, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Two $4 bottles.

    I'm cheap.
     
    #133 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    Ever notice that there seems to be an inverse proportion between the price of a wine bottle and how quickly it can get you fucked-up?

    I like that.
     
    #134 Rob4Broncos, Jul 15, 2011
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    I'm expensive.
     
    #135 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    Cha-ching.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.spankwire.com/ama-winebottle-in-ass-and-puss/video244828/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.spankwire.com/ama-winebottle ... deo244828/</a>

    (NSFW if "spankwire" didn't give that away.)
     
    #136 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    You're out of control
     
    #137 Juice, Jul 15, 2011
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    Even better: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.spankwire.com/amateur-girlfriend-anal-bottle-playing/video236610/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.spankwire.com/amateur-girlfr ... deo236610/</a>

    Why out of control?!
     
    #138 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I think she needs you to put her in her place.
     
    #139 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
  20. hooker

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    I don't need anyone to put me anywhere.







    Well... maybe a few places. But definitely not "in my place."
     
    #140 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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