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DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD, DRUNK THREAD OOOOOHHH! 7/15/11

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Certainly not in the corner.
     
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    If you're going to do it... use the correct end of the bottle

    NSWlink <a class="postlink" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/515752/anal_wine_bottel.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://xhamster.com/movies/515752/anal_wine_bottel.html</a> NSW Link
     
    #142 CharlesJohnson, Jul 15, 2011
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    Awwww, did you just call me baby?
     
    #143 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    I'm trying to drink myself silly and my husband is talking to me about his "flexible ankles."

    IS THIS MY LIFE?!
     
    #144 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    No, seriously, sweetie, look how easy this is for me!
     
    #145 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    He's not a flaming homosexual. Although, he might be. He doesn't like anal. Is that confirmation that he's gay?
     
    #146 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    Lost my fuck buddy cause I slept with some other chick even though she slept with 3 or 4 other dudes. HOORAY FOR BITCHES.

    Give me some boobie pictures people
     
    #147 Durej, Jul 15, 2011
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    That's some hot shit. Nasty bitch.
     
    #148 CharlesJohnson, Jul 15, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    ...no?

    Durej, I got you buddy. I know how hard these things can be.

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    #149 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    I want bananas and wine.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redtube.com/424" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redtube.com/424</a> (NSFW, obviously)

    And this one looks like she even chilled it first...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redtube.com/2882" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redtube.com/2882</a> (NSFW, again)
     
    #150 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Speaking of me being drunk, ladies do you ever stuff a bunch of candies up your vagina before a big date, so that when a guy/gal is about to explore you can squeal, "PINATA!!!"
     
    #151 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    IM DRINK OFF OF WHITE RUSSIANS REFER BACK TO EARLIER WHY THIS IS AWESOME.

    I love the drunk thread. I am actually on this while in the biathroom while listening to ratatat because people are over.

    yes.
     
    #152 Judas, Jul 15, 2011
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    #153 Rob4Broncos, Jul 15, 2011
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    She keeps being a bitch im about to post our sex video haha cunt! Thats what you get messing with a drunk 20 something.
     
    #154 Durej, Jul 15, 2011
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    Can I "spoiler" an image that I attach?

    If yes - how?
     
    #155 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
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    Self portraits not allowed. I should clarify "Self Portraits not allowed from MEN".
     
    #156 Durej, Jul 15, 2011
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    Durej, don't bother posting your sex videos, it's not worth it. Just keep on fucking and trucking, and either a.) she'll realize she made a big mistake, b.) you won't care because you're making chickadies squirm like there's no tomorrow or c.) both.
     
    #157 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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    Your avatar suddenly began to make more sense to me.
     
    #158 Rob4Broncos, Jul 15, 2011
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    Oooookay, then where can I host NSFW images?
     
    #159 hooker, Jul 15, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Imgur.

    Or just save them on your computer. Then upload them as attatchments, click "place inline", then wrap the spoiler tags around them.
     
    #160 Nom Chompsky, Jul 15, 2011
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