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DRUNK THREAD MOTHER EFFERS!!! 8/20/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 20, 2010.

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  1. ssycko

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    Anorexic does not always equal skinny, and if this is sarcasm it is going SO FAR OVER MY HEAD IT CAN BE SEEN IN THE NIGHT SKY

    I remember that, and I remember laughing, and I remember stealing it for my own use because it is funny.
     
    #181 ssycko, Aug 23, 2010
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    Damnit, Jim. You're a doctor, not a comedian.
     
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    Only if you'll be my Zacarias Moussaoui.
     
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  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    While I didn't always agree, I always found bunny's posts to be challenging. That's enough right there to make someone worth listening to. Plus, I'm pretty sure she was the first person to post about "thelastpsychatrist" who is the fucking man. And this is coming from a big science geek who doesn't understand a damn thing about art, or writing, etc.

    Also, though manly, I would totally hit Serena Williams. Maybe I'm biased because I play tennis. Or maybe I'm biased because of the tits...

    Also, can I pose a question to the board? Does anyone actually find panty shots/upskirts/etc. sexually appealing? They seem to be all the rage in Asia.
     
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    Are you Japanese? then you probably aren't into them.
     
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    While I couldn't find any archives of the TMMB that were recent enough to show any of SH's advice posts, I found the advice board nonetheless, archived from June '08. Christ, I forgot how mind-numbingly stupid some of those questions (and how funny the responses they received) were.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20080701060315/messageboard.tuckermax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=48" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://web.archive.org/web/200807010603 ... y.php?f=48</a>
     
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    Only if I'm seeing it first hand.

    I looked up a bunch of pictures under upskirt/etc. nothing was really appealing. so here's a picture of Joan Jett. Man, I would go up her skirt, but she would kick me out because I'm a man. Too bad...

    [​IMG]
     
    #187 dixiebandit69, Aug 23, 2010
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    I thought the Japs were the king of that weird panty fetish stuff?

    As for the question. I think it is more about the tease of seeing some snizz. When skirts are at that perfect length where any faint movement will tease a glimpse, it can drive you wild with anticipation. Try watching Inventing the Abbotts when the guy who played Johnny Cash sneaks a good peak at Jennifer Connelly's panties under a table. You can't tell me that shit aint hot.
     
    #188 Kubla Kahn, Aug 23, 2010
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    Hey look what I made! This was followed by drunk hot tub moments, but those pictures will not be shared.
     

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    It's a vagina!
     
    #190 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    I have no fucking idea what that is, but I think I found our Caption Contest picture for the week.
     
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    You are correct, sir! Doesn't it look juicy?
     
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    Jesus people, can't you tell a panini from a vagina!?
     
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    ...Dude we need to find you some carpet to munch (or whatever you'd do to it) before you go diving face first into a day old crusty panini. I don't know how far you're willing to go for that, but if that's a vagina to you we shouldn't have much trouble finding something to satisfy your raging hormones.
     
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    Is that a panini? What the hell kind of panini has crust made of Pirouette cookie-looking things and innards the color of a recently-suffocated smurf?
     
    #195 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
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    What are we talking about here?
     
    #196 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    It was sourdough bread and the gooey is all the cheese and a glare from the flash. Here's a picture of my friends sandwich:
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    I seriously just thought it was something he or his cat threw up and tried to recycle into a sandwich.

    On the other hand I have been drinking past couple days and went to the bar where my buddy has the hookup. Top Shelf drunk for tip money? Such a good drunk feeling.
     
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    Well, the good news is that it will look exactly the same when you yack it up later.
     
    #199 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
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    GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT I HATE BREAKING A STRING LATE AT FUCKING NIGHT WITH NO STRING TO FIX IT WITH

    fuck you mr. "yeah you should totally try this brand of strings instead of the brand that you've been using for 7 FUCKING YEARS AND HAS NEVER LET YOU DOWN" and fuck me for listening FUCK
     
    #200 ssycko, Aug 23, 2010
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