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DRUNK THREAD MOTHER EFFERS!!! 8/20/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 20, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    If it's any consolation, you're probably a terrible guitarist.
     
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    PROTIP: The guys at Guitar Center are pretentious know-nothing assholes. Generally.

    PROTIP: D'addario Reds for the win.
     
    #202 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
  3. Nettdata

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    I'd bet he's a better guitarist than you are writer.
     
    #203 Nettdata, Aug 23, 2010
  4. Nettdata

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    Totally depends on the type and style of guitar he's playing.

    Personally, for my style, and the floating Floyd Rose I rock on my main guitar, I play a mixed set of GHS Boomer #11's and 10's.

    For my Strat, I play #11 GHS Nickel Rockers.

    BEST PRO-TIP EVER: Keep spare sets of strings on hand. Even better, spare guitars.
     
    #204 Nettdata, Aug 23, 2010
  5. DrFrylock

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    Well, usually I temper the basic strings through a special cryogenic annealing process of my own design, and then I coat them in oil that I collect from the subcutaneous anal gland of a South African blue lemur. I find this brightens the sound and extends string life without sacrificing warmth.

    On that note, do we have any anesthesiologists here? What's the appropriate dose of Vecuronium for a 15-20lb lemur?

    (Electric guitars...eww...)
     
    #205 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
  6. Nettdata

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    I just wipe my strings down with an old pair of underwear for the same effect.
     
    #206 Nettdata, Aug 23, 2010
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    Cotton or cotton/rayon blend?
     
    #207 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
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    100% Cotton.

    Rayon is evil.
     
    #208 Nettdata, Aug 23, 2010
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    I swear to god I'm sober... But what the fuck was with the subtitles under the rep points a minute ago?

    Something to the order of "Will get hammered and pass out from two coors lights then talk tomorrow about how he downed 50 shots a the party last night" or "Makes up stories to sound cool on the internet. Doens't know what he's talking about".

    So confused. I need a beer.
     
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  10. Nettdata

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    Different levels of rep have different descriptions when you roll-over the rep bars.

    The negative ones are my favourites.
     
    #210 Nettdata, Aug 23, 2010
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    Well, the formula is: (0.7865x - 3)/4y. X being weight and y being how you want it to be under. So about 0.314 vags.
     
    #211 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    Usually I do have a spare set of strings, but just my luck that the time I break a string is the time I don't have an extra set. I can count on one hand the number of times I've broken a string since I've started playing, stretching your strings is a wonderful thing. It was a local store, beeteedubs, but the guy was one of the ones I didn't know very well.

    I've tried every brand under the sun, and the ones I've settled on are mofuckin' Ernie Balls. All the problems I've heard people gripe about with them are pretty much nonexistant to me, and I'm pretty sure it's because nobody stretches their strings correctly.

    Also, mine are 12's SUCK ON THAT MR BITCH STRING
     
    #212 ssycko, Aug 23, 2010
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    You have vags on the brain. I cannot trust anybody with that much jism clogging one's vital systems.
     
    #213 DrFrylock, Aug 23, 2010
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    Vags is the accepted measurement unit among the industry.
     
    #214 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    Well, I thought it was just pussy on your mind, but it seems pie has entered the equation as well.
     
    #215 RCGT, Aug 23, 2010
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    What could possibly be better than pussy and pie?
     
    #216 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    Pussy and pizza?
     
    #217 Kubla Kahn, Aug 23, 2010
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    WHY WOULD YOU BRING THE DEVIL FOOD INTO THIS?!
     
    #218 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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    A little cold stuff crust meat lovers pizza after stuffing your lover with some hot meat. Can't really beat that.
     
    #219 Kubla Kahn, Aug 23, 2010
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    Yes you can, with pie.
     
    #220 hotwheelz, Aug 23, 2010
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