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DRUNK THREAD MOTHER EFFERS!!! 8/20/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 20, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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  2. Dcc001

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    Oh, it's on.

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    And because there aren't enough pictures posted for the ladies...

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    #42 Dcc001, Aug 20, 2010
  3. Crown Royal

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    I want to hang a sign above Kiwis in grocery stores that say "Don't these things kind of look like your balls?"

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    #43 Crown Royal, Aug 20, 2010
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    Just moved to a new city a week or so ago, so I'm just now getting out to the local bars. About to go and meet a friend at a bar a few blocks from my house. Hope it doesn't totally suck.

    Aaaaannddddd my contribution to this week's theme. Looks sort of like a vagina, no?

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    #44 Croftie, Aug 20, 2010
  5. scotchcrotch

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    Finish her!!!
     

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  6. dixiebandit69

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    So are we talkin' about fruits or hairy nipples? I just did a search under "hairy nipples" and found this:

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    I was pleased. Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom for a few minutes. Don't ask why.

    I also found this right now:

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    Man, I would totally hit that as long as she wasn't a total retard. Really, she's gotta be good for some pillow talk, or I'm not interested. If you can't handle some real human interaction, and just want a warm hole, you might as well get one of those "real dolls" or whatever they're called.
     
    #46 dixiebandit69, Aug 21, 2010
  7. Diablo

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    Dixie, that second pic is creepy as hell especially since she looks like the chick my roommate is dating...that's not something a normal guy should have to see.
     
    #47 Diablo, Aug 21, 2010
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    Thing that blew my mind of the evening:

    Watching Ghostbusters II Jägerette asked:

    What do you think the baby is doing right now. He is old enough to drink.

    I looked the kid up, oh, played by twins with the last name Deutschendorf.

    "Oh, just like John Denver's actual last name". I said. So I looked it up.

    The babies were John Denver's nephews. WTF?
     
    #48 kuhjäger, Aug 21, 2010
  9. DrFrylock

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    It might be easier to just list the pics that dixiebandit69 posts that are not creepy.
     
    #49 DrFrylock, Aug 21, 2010
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    well, we went over to The girlfriends house tonight to hang out and have some drinks, played some mariokart on the wii, good times. She wanted me to stay though since she moved into a new apartment and all, but she was sound asleep by midnight, so I went home. Hope she isn't too upset, but I don't plan on going to sleep till around 4ish.
     
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  11. Fernanthonies

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    As long as allord isn't posting pictures, I'm okay with anything.
     
    #51 Fernanthonies, Aug 21, 2010
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    I'd rather Allord post something rather than have to get my jungle safari gear on every time I click on a dixiebandit picture.
     
    #52 ssycko, Aug 21, 2010
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    Those are the weirdest nipples I've ever seen, and I've seen some weird fuckin' nipples. That being said, I'd hit it too. After a 12 of Great Western anything's possible.
     
    #53 Volo, Aug 21, 2010
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    Wait wait I thought you were DryFrylock.
     
    #54 hotwheelz, Aug 21, 2010
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    I...don't even really understand what that means.

    But I digress:

     

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    So are we talkin' about fruits or hairy nipples? I just did a search under "hairy nipples" and found this



    I was pleased. Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom for a few minutes. Don't ask why.

    Wow, I would actually love to hit that....her face somehow takes all the focus off of that monstrosity of a beaver.
     
    #56 KillaKam, Aug 21, 2010
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    It's hard, though, because somebody keeps trying to throw Han Solo and Lando Calrissian into her snatch.
     
    #57 DrFrylock, Aug 21, 2010
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    YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
     
    #58 hotwheelz, Aug 21, 2010
  19. RCGT

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    Fruits eh?




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    The other food groups feel left out...
     

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  20. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Managed to tie one on last night, and totally collected on my offer to the wife.

    Here's what I said: "Hey baby, I got a peanut butter cup here, I'll give it to you if you come over here and let me play with your boobs."

    I'm totally ok with being the guy in the 'free candy' van since it gets me laid.
     
    #60 The Village Idiot, Aug 21, 2010
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