DRUNK THREAD MOTHER EFFERS!!! 8/20/10

I think you're just afraid that with all of this talk of ballsacks you might accidently become aroused and have to come out to your girlfriend (even though she already knows you're a bit of a fairy).

So turns out the ex is more of a slut than I thought she was. Jeepers.

 

Ohhhh look at me, I'm Nettdata, I'm a big strong rich guy. I dry my balls with heated towels, made with golllddeenn cotton, sheared from the finest sheeps, owned by the King of Egypt. Marvel at my Majesty!!!!

 

Something like this? Or does she only do the drying?

 

I can't find the clip but for some reason that reminds me of that old Dudley Moore movie called Arthur and that part when the butler says, “Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.”

 

For any of you in the Twin Cities area, I'd watch out for my group tonight. We will be a pack of 25-27 year old, majority former college baseball players, all sporting Carl Pavano mustaches for a bachelor party. The only reason why I specify the college baseball player part is that they're all fucking goofy as hell. Not to mention the average height is 6'3". It's going to be a great night.

Spoiler

 

I just rest my nuts above a fan for a little while until the warm, soothing air dries them off. Technology; lemme tell yea'.

 

I lie straddle/spread eagle on my bed and let the ceiling fan take care of that.

EDIT: You guys probably hate Dominos, but for my money, nothing beats it. 2 Medium, 2 Topping pizzas for 5.99 a piece. Money. Chicken and Jalepenos, Philly steak and Green Peppers. Amazing.

 

I just checked that out and considered it, good thing I'm drinking and had a change of heart and don't want pizza. Fuck...just realized I'm drinking by myself and everyone else at my house is out...good thing there's nut sacks to talk about on here. Whatever, Entourage season 3 is on and the girlie is coming over, so drinks and sexy time will be had.

 

Wasn't your cute, young, sexy ball dryer somewhat important on this board in the beginning? At least he still posts here.

And, just for the record, how did we go from hot chicks to constant nut/ball sack talk? As a charter member, I just might resign my log-on. This thread couldn't get any gayer.

 

You wont regret it. The best thing, you can't eat it all right away. You have to turn it into 3-4 meals. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Is it bad if I wear super dark aviators out with a mustache so people can't see my eyes? I feel like my propensity to commit a sexual crime have gone up from this thing.

 

It'll turn into breakfast, lunch, and possibly an afternoon snack or something tomorrow. Good luck with that sht.

 

Are you talking about the pizza or the woman I just sexually assaulted?

God I feel creepy with that comment.

 

Both, if you're lucky.

EDIT: Oh jeez, I need to not post on this thread while I drink...bad idea.

 

And just so you know, you're not the only one drinking alone. Although, I'm leaving in 15 minutes.

This thread has made me want to get a heated towel rack now. Thanks assholes, I wont be content until I get one.

 

Time to create some new type of arbitrary contest.