Paul Newman marathon on TCM. Holy shit, he was beautiful. They don't make men like that anymore. Yummy!
Working all weekend and no time to drinky on the town. Gonna crack open the four pack of Mike's Harder Lemonade I stole from my girlfriend's roommate since the liquor stores are all closed and play some MW2. Fuck this weekend.
And bars are no longer an option. Mose everyones gone or os playing video games here. The barracks rats are 3 hours away. Things couldn't be worse. Ps those pizzas from dominos were fucking delicious. I recommend them to all yall
I was talking to a work buddy yesterday, and he and his girlfriend had agreed to take care of a friends two year old baby for the night (I think mummy was going out on the town). He's quite young and has no experience of looking after kids and didn't know how to keep the young tyke entertained and was also wondering how to deal with the boredom of giving up a perfectly decent Saturday night to look after someone elses kid. I suggested he photograph the kid, and then use said photo to put it up for auction on ebay. Once that was done I instructed him to text the kids mum with a link to said auction. I know he won't have done it, but it makes me chuckle just to think of it.
I couldn't ask for a much better night, unless it involved angry fisting. Had Spaten in a 40oz dimpled mug. Then we went to Walmart to get hotdogs... and bacon. Oh yes. We wrapped hotdogs in bacon and threw them on the grill until crispy, then covered them in bleu cheese and tossed them under the broiler briefly. I covered mine in homemade pickled red onions and brown mustard. Your night was not this tasty. If you would excuse me, I have to go massage LDL globules down my carotid artery.
We had such a nice thing going last weekend, with the funny and the tits and the clown porn. What the fuck is this all about? I feel like a need someone to bring me an anatomically correct doll so I can point at where the man touched me.
Fuck Dominos. Pizza Patron around here does 2.99 medium pizzas which better than the shit Dominos puts out.
There was supposed to be a Waikiki get down tonight. But unfortunately no Waikiki get down. So drinking an interesting little Imperial White at home, perhaps will make a burger or something. In the long run, it's probably better to stay home, rather than spending 70 dollars at the bars and going home horny.
Despite my previous half-hearted attempt to plow my way through the last board's member list, this one I am not sleeping with. I was just curious how the butt plug party went and was kind of bummed that he never came back to share. *edit* sarcasm
Asked the wife 'to back that ass on up." Her reply: "You don't have any peanut butter cups." Foiled again.
It took a bit of time for this weekends theme to evolve, but I am happy with Paul Newman. A week for the ladies. Even the guys on here have to respect the guy. (I don't think we are going to have a contest winner this week)
Paul Newman's still pretty boss even if he did have a threesome with Gore Vidal and Wally Schirra. God. Everything tastes like salt. I'm more hungover from all the salt sapping every ounce of moisture and nutrient from my body than the beer. But I won't give you up, my bacon. My muse. This as far away from vegetables and Paul Newman as possible. Here is a picture of lesbians in bacon bikinis: NSFW
Holy fuck dude, they let mummies raise children in England. You people are fucked up. I would expect that out of Egypt, but a 1st world country.
Apparently, kuhjager just got the 30000th post in this here General Discussion. And it was about mummies. Lame.
ahhh, Sunday: in out of the triple-digit heat, watching the LLWS, nursing a Bloody Beer and Black Mamba.
And it's pissing down rain here, cold (15 degrees C), and I'm in the den watching old DVD's and drinking some special coffee drinks on the couch. Also just made myself an awesome tomato, Gorgonzola, and prosciutto salad.