There's an episode from a few years back where they arrest a dude for fighting at an Olive Garden. The reason? He couldn't get the "endless" bread-sticks to go and wrapped in tin foil. To top it off, guess who had some warrants? I guess you pick your battles.
There was also one where a guy tried to skip out on his tab. Cops is the funniest show on TV and that is a scientific fact.
You're almost right. The Canadian version of Cops, To Serve and Protect, has the edge in the comedy department IMO. Every call they responded to was alcohol related. Bar fights, underage kids drinking in the park, drunk drivers, you get the picture. It was an awesome show for no other reason than keeping the canadian stereotype going strong.
Here is tonight's interesting thing about Olive Garden: Olive Garden has the same ownership as Red Lobster. Red Lobster is owned (they sold it, and then the family bought it back, I think) and was started by the people who started the Green Frog restaurant, originally located in Waycross*, Georgia. The Green Frog was named for the Green Frog discussed in True Grit - both movie versions. (Never read the book, but I assume it's in there, too.) *Waycross is the largest City in the largest County in the largest State east of the Mississippi River. And, now, beer.
So I returned from an afternoon / evening of skiing to 300 playing on TV. I've got some fine pizza and red wine going, too. I love winter driving. I mean, notwithstanding the cold cars, the danger, the assholes in four wheel drive vehicles either driving too recklessly or too damnd slow, the white-outs, and the traffic jams the morning after a few inches of snow have fallen. But small rural highways with large walls of snow created by snowplows and trees covered in snow along the side of the road remind me of being a kid and arriving at whichever ski hill we were vacationing at. It was always exciting. Of course, now if I try to enjoy the view, I run the risk of going off the road. Not quite as fun.
1. Lazer tag is fucking awesome. no matter how old you are (see xzibit A) im the dooshbag in front 2. It was for my buddies birthday. the other guys we went with decided to pregame smoking a shit-ton of spice and snorting a few percoset each, thus making them functionally retarded. tres. thats 3 in spanish. 4. i have 16 of my starting 18 miller lites aka blue smooties im pounding now by myself after dropping previously mentioned dooshbags off to do more spice/percs. i cant be around it. Whose still drinking here? Also the olive garden was where you took chicks in high school or maybe freshman college chicks to seem classy and sophisticated. Thats pretty much all its good for. see xibit b
Its a "herbal supplement" that they sell at tobacco outlets and such places. Its like a kinda but not really legal version of weed that people smoke to get a similar high, but wont piss hot for THC if they have to take a drug test. I'll stick to plain alcohol thankyouverymuch
Okay, now that I know what spice is, your friends are retarded. Snorting Percs adds nothing except the pain you are going to feel when you do it. The fake weed is just shit. I would rather smoke nothing than spice.
I feel the same way. They were the friends of the friend whose birthday it was. If it wasn't for that I would have no reason to associate with them. But if they want to be retarded and fuck up their careers when they get caught (its illegal in the military) more power too them. Now on to real issues- When Papa Johns is the best pizza you can find in a town shits fucked up. Also say what you want about Miller/Bud/Coors Lite when you need a beer you can drink 20 in a night and not feel super bloated theres nothing better. Don't get me wrong I'd much rather have a good tasting full bodied beer, just not when its a power drinking night. Who all uses a can/bottle coozie? I can't stand drinking without one. I'll bring mine to the bar with me and not think twice about it.
Wrong. COPS has all that plus we have white trash and Blacks and Mexicans. There is no comparison. Has your "show" ever had a 6'5" black transvestite get tased after fighting a police dog because of prostitution sting bust while strung out on PCP? Underage drinking?
Tonight is a good night. I'm with my girlfriend and her 5 hot friends for her roommates birthday, which makes me look like a badass. My girl insisted on paying for the birthday shots for her roommate, so while everyone else had a red headed slut, I had an irish car bomb. I love this girl.
Ok, you got me there. As far as I know we haven't let black people into Canada since all those freed slaves snuck in...
Speaking of transvestites... Since my stupid apartment doesn't have hookups for my w/d, I have to take my clothes to the laundromat. I haaaaaate the laundromat. It's...just...weird. Shifty weird not okay people are in there if you go at the wrong time. And it's time consuming. I'd much rather do own goddamn laundry in my own goddamn house...but I digress. The laundromat I use is fairly decent, and brightly lit. The brightly lit part makes me happy because I'm a goddamn lightning rod for trouble. The owner recognizes me and waves, and the manager... well. The manager is a Mexican transvestite with chola brows, talon fake nails, 5 o'clock shadow, and granny panties. Her name is Jose. She is my friend. She shoos weirdos away for me and then proudly reports: "Joo see heem? He was looookeen et ur beezniz. I no low heem do dat. He do eet agayn, I mayeece heem por joo." I always blink and then stutter..."Than..k...you?"
No, I have snorted Oxy which was a quick release option and definitely got you high. Snorting pain pills will get you high but percs are not a pleasant snort and does not add anything you would get by swallowing it.
I don't personally take drugs but through my job I deal with many people who do. I would argue snorting percs would suck due to the volume of powder, but would be a faster high than eating them. It would take like 20 minutes for the drug to enter the bloodstream through oral consumption. Really if you want to get high on percs the "safest" way would be the cold water extract method. This would eliminate the tylenol which is bad for the liver.
Aw, I missed this weekends drunk thread because I was too hammered to check it. Oh well, there's always next weekend.