Jay Cutler is the single biggest douche I've ever met. Glad to see him and lose and get knocked out of the game. Fuck him and fuck his awful pickup line of "Yeah I'm Jay Cutler in the NFL".
Why the fuck are they having the e-trade baby on an NFL pregame show. Are they that desperate for viewers or did they just get bored of saying the same shit over and over again
The wife and I are a house divided over the game tonight. She pulled out the "DeFEET the Jets" card early.
I'll mercifully make this the last time I post on this subject. You're right. Despite the fact that I've been brewing my own beer for 12 years, I know nothing about it. Despite entering a few (3, because I know you'll ask) brewing competitions and placing best in category (stouts and porters, because, again, I know you'll ask) I know nothing about brewing beer. Since you know so much, I'm wondering - just where do they bottle your beer? In your driveway? So bottling, and the choice of method - because there is more than one - and type of bottle , aren't part of quality control? And if skunked beer isn't bad, then what it is? Jesus you make my head hurt. Go away.
Just got another "what are you doing with your life" lecture from my mom. Apparently applying to retail jobs isn't "putting my degree to use." As if there was some place where I could actually make use of my extensive knowledge of the fee tail and substantive due process. Tonight I'm going to be drinking more than one of Big Ben's "dates."
I don't even remember posting this or anything else last night. Even worse, I don't shave down there so I don't even know why I said that. I trim, sure, but I'm no porn star. Man I got hammered last night, had a pretty good time though. The vodka, coconut rum and fruit punch shots I made at 2:30 am were probably a bad idea.
I apologize for ruining the mojo of the drunk thread. Here: NSFW http://www.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/Maxi_boobs_7909_g.jpg And I drank 5 handles of scotch today, while having yet another threesome. Which apparently **cough cough bullshit cough cough** is quite common here.
I don't watch much football, but that was the best 50 seconds of play time I have seen, pretty much ever. The fact it is 10 degrees out must be taking its toll.
I'm pretty sure I spent more time this past week watching Battlestar Galactica than I did in school-related activities. Last semester of school is weird.
Holy fuck, I just read that it is expected to get to -50F in northern New England tonight. That is 120 degrees colder than it is outside my house right now.
Nevermind, you're reading comprehension skills just need work. A shortened version of the conversation we had here. ME: Coors and Miller have no quality control, it's why they're beer is bad. YOU: Their beer is bad because it's skunked. ME: They're beer can be bad because it's skunked, but that's not what i'm talking about. I'm talking about their beer being bad before it leaves the brewery because of bacterial contamination. YOU: So you're saying skunked beer isn't bad? I brew my own beer, I know more than you. We're talking about two different things, you just refuse to understand that. And either you're lying about brewing your own beer, or you're well aware of how bad bacterial contamination can be when you're brewing. Also, while I've never worked in a brewery before, I can tell you with near certainty that QA doesn't choose the color of the bottles. That's ALL marketing based. If the QA and brewing guys had their way they would only use brown.
This Nerd Fight has been brought to you by Miller Co., who remind you that when you want to have petty Internet arguments about dorky minutia, IT'S MILLER TIME! Guys, now that we've done Miller v. Coors v. Budweiser, can we do "MAC OR PC?!?!" next? Or maybe "IS IT POP OR SODA?!?!"