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Drunk Thread? Why Yes, I'd Love Some! 1/21/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 21, 2011.

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  1. hoju

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    Disturbed

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    Its called ball busting. You set yourself up.
     

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  2. Sherwood

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    Yeahhhh that sounded more defensive than it should have. It was, dare I say it, Ballsackian, wasn't it?

    EDIT: Is that ball kicking chick a tranny?
     
    #122 Sherwood, Jan 22, 2011
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    The girl cancelled... TWICE.
     
    #123 hotwheelz, Jan 22, 2011
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    You wish.

    And it's not like a kick to the groin would have any effect on you anyway... seeing as your balls are in a little zip lock baggy in your girlfriends purse. <---- sarcasm... recognize it. Bazinga.

    But of course we kid... if we didn't like you, you'd REALLY know it.
     
    #124 Nettdata, Jan 22, 2011
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    See, this is what you get for not meticulously planning the date like a girl.
     
    #125 bewildered, Jan 22, 2011
  6. Blue Dog

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    BaRthalmueox? DON'T MIND IF I DO!
     
    #126 Blue Dog, Jan 22, 2011
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    dRunkie rainbow!!!!!!!
     
    #127 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 22, 2011
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    I've determined that I'm the best drinker of all time. How did I come to this conclusion? I've got a nice comfortable buzz going and I've only had a single beer. That's called economically efficient inebriation. Yet, when I know I have to drive or be fully functional, I can drink at a good clip without being severely impaired, simply by willing it. Mind over matter.

    Well it's back to Zelda. I busted out my NES and have been on a retro gaming kick lately.
     
    #128 Trakiel, Jan 22, 2011
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    You're a fucking idiot.
     
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    Stoned. (Sentence finished)
     
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    "not really Vin Diesel"
     
    #131 Nettdata, Jan 22, 2011
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    YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH
     
    #132 hotwheelz, Jan 22, 2011
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    Feel free to call bullshit....First date anal tonight. No I don't know how I accomplished it, no I can't repeat the trick, yes I will have a beer.
     
    #133 SMUGolfer, Jan 22, 2011
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    MAKE ME
     
    #134 bewildered, Jan 22, 2011
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    I WILL
     
    #135 hotwheelz, Jan 22, 2011
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    ONLY DUCT TAPE WORKS FYI
     
    #136 bewildered, Jan 22, 2011
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    Well now I feel like the third wheel (ha). Just do it already!
     
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    a closet beastiality festishist? I knew it!
     
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    I ONLY HAVE PENIS!
     
    #139 hotwheelz, Jan 22, 2011
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    Herp while you Derp. So I violated rule #1. of hitting on girls tonight, never buy their ass a drink till they put out. Turns out the bitch who was giving me the fuck eyes from across the bar decided I didn't need to be privy to her having a boyfriend until the drink was firmly clutched in her paws. I honestly wanted to choke-slam her into the ground when I heard her say that.Ladies, women like this are seriously why men aren't interested in being serious with you, police your goddamn ranks!
    At least the second one was honest, she told me her and her boyfriend were open with each other although they've agreed fucking someone else is a bit too far, so I made out with her and grabbed her amazing ass quite a bit, she got my phone number and I guess time will tell if I hear back from her. (Okay, I cheated a bit on this one, I got her back to my place two weeks ago and got a pretty decent bj out of the deal although no stink-hole.)

    Women are still bat-shit crazy though, I want a girl that's half-decent looking, puts out, sucks dick, and keeps her mouth shut about shoes while being able to maintain an intelligent conversation about physics, politics, religion, and current events. Basically, I need to start dating older women.

    Nah, this week has been utter shit, and with midterms next week it doesn't look like my mood will improve much. On the plus side, tonight let me reaffirm my love for whiskey and apparently this board.

    Also, this song makes me cum in my pants... skip to 0:40
     
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