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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    For some reason I bought a Sara Lee lemon pound cake at the grocery store today. It's fucking delicious, I just hope I don't hate myself once I eat it all.

    Edit: Just looked at the ingredients and the first ingredient listed is sugar.
     
    #201 Trakiel, Jan 28, 2013
  2. bewildered

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    I just can't buy shit like that. I have problems with sugar. Moderation, what's that?

    My guilty pleasure these days is a banana covered in reddi whip. Pretty fucking delicious.
     
    #202 bewildered, Jan 28, 2013
  3. toddamus

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    Theres a few items I can't have in my pantry because I have no self-control and will devour them until they're completely gone. One of those is White Cheddar Popcorn, don't know why, don't care. If I'm around it, it will be gone, soon. That and crack.
     
    #203 toddamus, Jan 28, 2013
  4. bewildered

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    Nutella is the killer for me. God help me if there are also animal crackers in the pantry. It doesn't matter how big that jar is, it is gone in 2 days tops and I am left hating myself.
     
    #204 bewildered, Jan 28, 2013
  5. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I just looked at the nutrition information again and a single serving is an entire quarter of the cake. It's like they're saying, "we know you're going to devour the whole thing fatty, so why bother with pretenses?"
     
    #205 Trakiel, Jan 28, 2013
  6. bewildered

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    A real leader says, "Yes, I can do this. It needs to be done. Let me take charge and give my fellow board members masturbation fodder in the form of my naked girlfriend."

    You sheep.
     
    #206 bewildered, Jan 28, 2013
  7. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    This is kind of a wonderful idea.

    [​IMG]
     
    #207 audreymonroe, Jan 28, 2013
  8. PIMPTRESS

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    Is anyone else disturbed by this Sensa diet shit you sprinkle on your food?
     
    #208 PIMPTRESS, Jan 28, 2013
  9. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It makes you fly if you think about dead puppies.
     
    #209 Crown Royal, Jan 28, 2013
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    If you want to throw up and pass out in under an hour.
     
    #210 zyron, Jan 28, 2013
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    Disturbed

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    Make those shots Jell-O shots and I'm down.
     
    #211 Pussy Galore, Jan 28, 2013
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    ...pretty much sums up my last 3 drinking experiences.
     
    #212 bewildered, Jan 28, 2013
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    If any of you guys remember JoeyHustle from the old board, this is his new webshow from PBS. It's pretty good, for a first episode.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://youtu.be/fWc46NCnldo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://youtu.be/fWc46NCnldo</a>
     
    #213 BrianH, Jan 29, 2013
  14. AlmostGaunt

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    I once had a FWB with a mostly numb vagina. Surprisingly, there were upsides. She informed me of it by saying "Just so you know, I'm a little numb down there. You're going to have to really pound me so I can feel it." This led to a lot of rough sex from behind while she had a very strong vibrator set to max pressed against her clit. That was actually pretty awesome.

    Sadly, though, it meant oral was a waste of time for her, which would have eventually become a dealbreaker if we'd lasted that long.
     
    #214 AlmostGaunt, Jan 29, 2013
  15. DannyMac

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    The best part about graduating from a nerd filled engineering school is that a couple of buddies of mine made Electronic Battleshots over the summer. Complete with controller and sound effects.

    Which reminds me that I still need to play it at some point.
     
    #215 DannyMac, Jan 29, 2013
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    I woke up this morning expecting to see some Texas girlfriend titties.
    I've never been so disappointed at 7:25am.
     
    #216 Popped Cherries, Jan 29, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    For some reason I thought you were married. Guess not.
     
    #217 The Village Idiot, Jan 29, 2013
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    Is "steel cage deathmatch" another way of saying, "I thought you were a chick and I want to put it in your ass, but now I find out your a dude and...well...offer still stands?"
     
    #218 Popped Cherries, Jan 29, 2013
  19. Belisarius

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    This IS the 'Sack you're challenging to a cage match. You forgot: 11. a selection of hairbrushes
     
    #219 Belisarius, Jan 29, 2013
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    #220 FreeCorps, Jan 29, 2013
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