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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. amjoyce

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    Who has a sombrero and is ready for a brewery tour this weekend?

    This guy:
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    #221 amjoyce, Jan 29, 2013
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    You look like a beardy pinata. If I punch you in the guts enough will airline bottles of Jack Daniels spill out of you?

    I just saw The Layover's New Orleans episode. I am now itching for a Sazerac. Just so happens I have all the proper ingredients save for Absinthe. We can make do. Oh, we can make do.
     
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  3. amjoyce

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    Jack Daniels? Probably not, but if it had been last weekend, I might have spilled out Crown onto your shoes.

    On that note, Crown Maple smells like pancakes, but I definitely prefer the original. Sweet liquor is no bueno.
     
    #223 amjoyce, Jan 29, 2013
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    Huh, I didnt know anyone in their 30s wore American Eagle.
     
    #224 toddamus, Jan 29, 2013
  5. amjoyce

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    I'm 24 and it is one of the few companies that makes a large enough size for me to fit. Hater.

    Seriously though, this was my dad's idea of a good Christmas present (the hoodie).
     
    #225 amjoyce, Jan 29, 2013
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    You know those brownies never are the age they say they are.
     
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    I didn't even know there was a brand called 'American Eagle.'
     
    #227 The Village Idiot, Jan 29, 2013
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    I'm so old I need laxatives to poop.
     
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  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    When does sweet liquor become a liqueur? Because I love Southern Comfort. No homo.
     
    #229 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 29, 2013
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Can't you just eat dairy?
     
    #230 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 29, 2013
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    Do you wash it down with Smirnoff Apple?
     
    #231 gamecocks, Jan 29, 2013
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    While getting a BJ from a dude?
     
    #232 bewildered, Jan 29, 2013
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    Hmm, apparently I'm not using "no homo" correctly. Whatevs.
     
    #233 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 29, 2013
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    Pro tip: eat dried apricots or prunes.
     
    #234 lust4life, Jan 29, 2013
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    What was the Great Depression like?
     
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    Greatly depressing. We didn't get booze back until '33.
     
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    Its fine, I'm sure you're a big hit at the freshmen dorms.
     
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    They are full of fag hags, I hear.
     
    #238 PIMPTRESS, Jan 29, 2013
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    Where's Bewildered and her catch phrase when you need her?
     
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
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