How bout a rascal scooter that will explode if it goes below 2 miles an hour? There are tons of fat lazy fucks on those things where I live. People store them in their parking spots in the summer in my apartment. Every explosion would be a victory for humanity.
How much horsepower do one of those chairs have? They have to have a fuckin' Hemi to haul some of that cargo. The only way I'm imagining above 2 mph is if you push them off a cliff. Then there's the titanium shocks. Let's face it, the technology to produce a working Rascal is better than putting a man on the moon. This is what the alien technology from Area 54 gave us, not space flight.
The worst thing about Rascals is that at least 80% of their owners don't need them. They're just lazy fat fucks. They get more out of life not walking, severing achilles tendons in tight-aisled stores and snow-ploughing sidewalks to make way for the distinguished gentleman. If you see somebody riding one, surround them with a perimeter of 2x4's and let the games begin.
I should bring you to my apartment. You could ride the elevator, and make fun of all the people who take the elevator from the 2nd floor down to the 1st. They usually have to turn sideways to fit in.
It's beer o'clock and I haven't logged into the board in ages. I have a lot of back reading to do as I get quietly drunk on white beer. Mmmm, citrus.
Quiet night in is just what I need. Got some beers, a few movies I've been wanting to watch, and meat going on the grill. And of course, it's always nice to see the boobie thread being updated. Thank you ladies.
Russian Imperial Stout will also make you pass out in about an hour. Love the taste but God dam does it make me tired.
Hipsters. Everywhere. I am watching a band where the lead singer is wearing skinny jeans, a torn t-shirt with a panda face on it, glasses without glass in them, and a headband with "Jesus saves the lost souls" on it. Cripes.
I can't remember if it's alright to give my dog pork bones or not. I just made some pork chops and she knows it, but I don't want it to damage her. Doing a google search is not as interesting as the drunk thread, so I pose the question here.
I hope the fish I filleted tonight don't have aids. I sliced my thumb pretty good. Beers and sharp knives...
Seconded. There's not many bones you really should give to dogs. Pork and chicken bones are BIG no-no's
I knew about chicken bones, and I was pretty sure it was the same with pork, so she got none. She is now sulking around pissed off that she didn't get any. Shame too because they were pretty fucking tasty.