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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. shimmered

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    because they duck the tag and stick a hand in to touch the base.
     
  2. Backroom

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    So great.
     
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  3. PIMPTRESS

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    Now THAT'S parenting.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    I feel like I needed an interpreter.
     
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  5. PIMPTRESS

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    She repeats every "sentence" at least six times...
     
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    1. What the fuck was that!?

    2. Why do I have a feeling that videos like that are the ultimate driver of race relations in America?

    3. Tequila chased by amaretto is actually tasty.

    4. I have been naked for over 24 hours. The wife decided that the nudity taboo I was raised with needs to be removed from my mind and that the best way to do that is to spend a weekend naked.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I like how the kids call him gay.
     
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    You gay! You gay! You gay!

    They sounded like baby birds chriping
     
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    The only thing I could think of was this:



    Semi-obligatory disclaimer: No, I'm not a horrible racist, the comparison would occur to me equally if it were white people behaving in a subhuman manner.
     
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  10. CharlesJohnson

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    Here's the full story about that tasered cretin.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272392/Zero-tolerance-mall-cop-filmed-tasers-abusive-mother-given-20-000-wishers-helping-clean-Atlanta.html?ICO=most_read_module?taser#axzz2JlTRGOfo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2JlTRGOfo</a>

    Reddit raised 20k for this guy to buy more equipment.

    I also like the idea of him posting these videos. Public shaming is probably the best weapon. The best weapon next to sewing her and her wretched progeny into a burlap sack filled with cobras.
     
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    Good for him, I have been downtown ATL on one occasion and this type of shit was going on, Atlanta sucks.
     
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    I just feel really terrible for her poor children. They probably see her do things like that daily and think that is how normal adults operate. They were doomed from their birth.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Could have tased the woman in the blue and maybe prevented another one from having to witness their parents' behavior.
     
  14. NotaPharmacist

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    A safety during the run of play is 2 points because when you think about the field position involved, it's about equal to what the offense would expect to get if it got past the 10 yard line with a pass or run. It's slightly higher because no one wants a one point result from a play that actually happens on the field.

    On a PAT or 2-point conversion attempt, the maximum value is two points. The offense should not get credit for two points when they botched the play to begin with thanks to a fumble. They get half the points because they limited the damage as a result of their fuckup. It's why if the defense returns an intercepted two-point conversion, they can only get two points, not six even if it is the equivalent of a return TD. There's a maximum value of points in play (6 for plays during regular time and two for conversions).
     
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    If any of you guys (and some of you girls) really want to feel bad about your physicality, just come work out at the gym by my house in the next month.

    While I love my gym for being a place that people actually work out at, it's also the unofficial training gym for all the people competing in the Arnold Classic at the beginning of March.

    The sheer volume some of these guys and girls toss around is bordering on ridiculous.

    Now to go and cope with my emasculation by ingesting unhealthy amounts of wings, pulled pork and beer.

    Oh, and Fuck Ray "stabby-stabby" Lewis
     
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    How old do the kids have to be before we pass the baton?
     
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    Old enough to post in the titty thread legally.
     
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    I would bet money that there is a little overlap between the youngest board members, and the oldest children of other board members. And by that I mean some of you are totally old enough to be my dad.
     
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    FUCK GO BILLS
     
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    I thought the same think, but honking.

    That security guard...insane that he needs a freaking Kevlar vest for a mall in America
     
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