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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

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  1. hooker

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    Well then remind me not to visit.
     
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    We don't take amateurs, anyway.
     
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    Yesterday I spent the better part of 6 hours helping the best friend and her sister pack up all their worldly possessions as they are moving to an apartment. Her sis is in undergrad and she's going to grad school. Holy SHIT they have a lot of stuff. We very, very snugly packed a Uhaul trailer, the bed of a truck, her car, and her sister's car.

    I leave in half an hour to take the drive up there. It's gonna suck because they live on the second floor and have a couch and mattresses. Luckily, it isn't just us ladies. Her parents are there and they enlisted the help of her step mom's brother.
     
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    I slept like absolute shit and now I've got a day of running around the city ahead of me. Ugh. Dear Google - where is the nearest Starbucks to the Bay St. subway station?

    Fuck.
     
    #184 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    Without wanting to be cruel about it, how did you manage to survive this far in life if you need to google the location of a starbucks? They're everywhere.
     
    #185 ghettoastronaut, Aug 13, 2011
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    I'm not a coffee drinker. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
     
    #186 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    The fat thread inspired me, I was going to be lazy and drive to NH last night, eat a greasy breakfast and go to my ten year reunion.

    Instead I just had a hard boiled egg and smoothie breakfast and am ready to go to martial arts class. That should be a good enough decision to shed that last 40-50 pounds before tonight, right? Right?

    Oh well at least I'm successful, I'll just hang out with the other fatties and mock the starving artists.
     
    #187 Frank, Aug 13, 2011
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    Fuck you Nett. That shit isn't funny.

    It was the red one
     
    #188 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
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    A poll for the audience - which is the hotter fantasy?

    A) School girl;
    B) Nurse;
    C) Librarian;
    D) Nun
     
    #190 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    Librarian.

    Partly for the glasses, and because I've always wanted to mess around in a library.
     
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    Schoolgirl
     

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    I'm with Noland and fully endorse the posted picture. Schoolgirl.
     
    #193 Dread, Aug 13, 2011
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    Noland has it right on.
     
    #194 StayFrosty, Aug 13, 2011
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    I think I'd opt to get fucked in the ass with a metal studded baseball bat before wanting to get my car serviced.

    Tell me how the last two times I brought the fucking truck into your garage, I paid you to check the brakes - but both times, "everything was fine."

    Then today, for the third time, I ask you to check my brakes - and suddenly the brake pads and the rotors need replacing, which is going to cost me around $350.

    I hate cars. I hate mechanics. It's not even 10 AM and I think I need to pour myself a drink.
     
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    My latest pair of reading goggles are a set of Gucci whore librarian glasses and they were 100% the best decision I ever made. Husband licks his lips every time I read.

    So if I'm lobbying for some sex but he isn't DTF - "reading a book" usually does the trick.
     
    #196 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    350 for brakes and rotors? That's actually not that bad. I'm surprised that your mechanic doesn't do free brake checks, many do.
     
    #197 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
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    I'm going to start paying them in blow jobs. Maybe I'll get some real service.

    Let me clarify though. It's $350 for only front brakes and rotors.
     
    #198 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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    Mechanics already fuck the shit out their customers, might as well make it official.
     
    #199 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
  20. hooker

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    I feel like every time I walk in there, I should apply some nice red lipstick so that at least I look pretty while they fuck me in the ass.
     
    #200 hooker, Aug 13, 2011
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