Geez. Do you drive a Bentley? In other news, I detailed the interior of my truck while getting drunk last night. I took all my stuff (cd cases, sun visor, steering wheel cover, etc) out and put it in the bed of the truck while cleaning. Then, I forgot to put it back in the truck. Then it poured down fucking rain. FML. #firstworldproblems
Put me down for schoolgirl being the preferred fantasy too. Just rocked a Segway through Sweden. Was a lot more fun that I thought. My mate also had an epic crash too which was hilarious
Nuns? Do dudes have nun fantasies? I mean, Susan Sarandon was a nun in Dead Man Walking, and I've always thought she was really hot, so does that mean I'm attracted to a nun?
Today I'm playing in a golf tournement names the S&M classic. I do.t think it means that, but either way I'm going to the leather store to buy an outfit. Wish me luck!
My thoughts exactly. I've never, ever even entertained the thought of a nun. Put me in the schoolgirl category.
My god, I don't care what anyone else says, McDonald's sausage and egg McMuffin and a hash brown for breakfast after getting stupid drunk is the breakfast of champions.
School girl doesn't do anything for me except for the pig tails. Nurse, I associate that with barium enemas and filling a jar with piss while she watches and scrutinizes the size of my genitalia. Librarian is hot. Horn rimmed glasses, hair up, grandma sweater. Then she lets her hair down, adjusts her garter belt, and spanks me with a copy of Crime and Punishment when my books are over due. "Don't scream that you'll never do it again. You're supposed to whisper in the library, you naughty boy." No, don't tie me down while you flog my thighs and tell me how hard it is to organize the card catalogue. Sticky fingers on those precious books IS terrible... OH my, hot wax on my Dewey Decimal System. The nun fantasy would go well if she was into this: Mmmmm. Sacrilicious.
I did, but transferred it to the nun fantasy. NSFW NSFW NSFW This is even better when you listen to "Nuns Have No Fun" by Mercyful Fate.
If you like the librarian look in women, go to Montreal. It's ground zero for it. Actually, go to Montreal anyway. It's the craziest city in the country.
I wasn't even planning on getting drunk last night. Now it hurts to move. Thank god I finally got a bike, makes bar hopping in this city much, much more fun.
I've been sponge bathed by a nurse. It's not as hot as expected. Put me down for schoolgirls, in terms of aesthetics. I'd probably rather fuck a librarian, but skirt/shirt > glasses in terms of sexy outfits.
HEEEEEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYSSS!! ps, I may or may not still be drunk... and I'll put up a picture when I get it on the computer.
Well, I was going to head out to get some stuff done, but now I am going to sit at my computer and keep hitting refresh. Shirtless please.
I'm all over the librarians and the nurses! I have a couple of very good nurse friends and they are some of the kinkiest/horniest women that I know. Librarians on the other hand are just because there was a really hot one when I was in high school that I still fantasize about!
Sorry mya, apparently I can;t save a picture from facebook to my hard drive. I'll figure it out later, off to the beach now...so a shirtless may follow.