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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. Kratos

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    Why do I have a feeling that you'll either end up killing someone tonight or crying in the corner by yourself?
     
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    You can't spell "salad" but correctly spell "asparagus?"

    EDIT: GOD DAMMIT
     
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    My girlfriend says to me, "That thing looks like a fucking Transformer. It it going to get pissed off and shoot the dog."

    Probably.
     
    #283 Kratos, Aug 13, 2011
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    I don't cry silly.
     
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    She didn't.....
     
    #285 Kratos, Aug 13, 2011
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    There's too much ironic funny in this post.
     
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    You can't spell "correctly", well, correctly? Also, asparagus was not spelled correctly either (by Hooker).
     

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    I'm an Englsh major but NOT when I'm drunk.
     
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    It probably has a dick-sucking attachment. It's like a Dyson mouse - never loses suction.
     
    #289 Angel_1756, Aug 13, 2011
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    I wish vacuum cleaners had a clit sucking attachment
     
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    Is there anything that's not true of though?
     
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    I'm a vacuum cleaner. I have that attachment. Call me. Lolz.
     
    #292 $100T2, Aug 13, 2011
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    WHaaaa?
     
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    Don't mind me, I have rum.
     
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    Fuck you guys. I'm on a fucking train and my girlfriend has diarrhea. FML.
     
    #295 Juice, Aug 13, 2011
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    I doubt any of you remember or give a fuck, but you might recall my little trip to the ER a couple WDTs back where the vein in my left arm was all fucked up.

    Update: It's STILL fucked up. It's starting to feel a little better, but it still hurts like a bitch.

    And I just had a mosquito bite that vein. So now it hurts AND itches. Annoying.
     
    #296 $100T2, Aug 13, 2011
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    Veins can hurt? Who knew.
     
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    I can't help but laugh at anything you post based solely on your avatar.
     
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    I'd say she's worse off than you, to be honest.
     
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