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DRUUUUUUNK T?HRE?AD! WOO! AH! YEAHQ WDT 8/11/11

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Well, this pretty much sums up my night.
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    #361 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Okay, I really don't understand your message, but I think I've found something you will understand.

    Here's one for all of The Idiot Board members of the Asian-persuasion:
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    You know you would hit it. There's no reason why you shouldn't.

    And here's some music while you do whatever you want to do while viewing the above image:
     
    #362 dixiebandit69, Aug 14, 2011
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  3. LatinGroove

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    Must be nice. My brother broke the brand new bottle I bought today.
     
    #363 LatinGroove, Aug 14, 2011
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    Son, why you gotta be playing the best tunes this late?

    Jerry is one of my fucking heroes. I like his solo shit better than Alice In Chains.

    It's late. We're allowed to play depressing shit:



    I played drunk monopoly with some friends. It is very easy to turn that into a drinking game once people get houses or land on Free Parking. And Nom... you can stay on my free parking as long as you want.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    If that means I get to have anal sex with you then scoop up piles of brightly colored paper, I'm already on my way.
     
    #365 Nom Chompsky, Aug 14, 2011
  6. CharlesJohnson

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    Whatever. I will shoot a load that will clean the back of your teeth.
     
    #366 CharlesJohnson, Aug 14, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Please. Your dentist will be picking out pillow fibers at your next root canal.
     
    #367 Nom Chompsky, Aug 14, 2011
  8. CharlesJohnson

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    Let's roleplay. You be the guy from Midnight Express, I'll be the burly Turkish prison guard.

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    #368 CharlesJohnson, Aug 14, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Excellent. When my boss asks why my mouth is all sticky I'll say "Turkish Delight" and giggle uncontrollably.
     
    #369 Nom Chompsky, Aug 14, 2011
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    I bet you say that to all the boys.

    So here are some hot ass bdsm photos:

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    Best for last. Go on... click it.

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    Welp, now that I'm hard, it's time for bed. By the way, those are all for Mya.
     
    #370 CharlesJohnson, Aug 14, 2011
  11. iczorro

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    To be fair, the best in the fucking world at eye make up are...
    Middle Eastern women. They have to make you want to fuck them with nothing but that if they're traditional, and my god, does it work. When I was stationed over there, I saw probably 15-20 sets of eyes that made me wanna fuck.
     
    #371 iczorro, Aug 14, 2011
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    DUDE! NO!
     
    #372 hotwheelz, Aug 14, 2011
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    I woke up with no hangover. There is a God and somewhere he is watching over me.
     
    #373 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
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    I suppose he has to spend time with other people as he spent the better part of last night watching over me.
     
    #374 Noland, Aug 14, 2011
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    Well gee, me too, but you don't hear me bragging about it. A gentlemen wouldn't kiss and tell.
     
    #375 ghettoastronaut, Aug 14, 2011
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    I'd brag about my sex life it is was anything to write home about. You go, Angel! Tell the world!
     
    #376 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
  17. Angel_1756

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    Trust me. Last night was worth bragging about.
     
    #377 Angel_1756, Aug 14, 2011
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    I think I'm having the best cup of coffee ever right now.
     
    #378 hooker, Aug 14, 2011
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    For some reason I woke up this morning thinking it was Monday....
     
    #379 fleafly, Aug 14, 2011
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    If there weren't rim jobs involved I don't want to hear it.
     
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