I didn't even drink that much last night but I have the shakes like I came off a ten day 24/7 bender. I think I'm done with gin.
Put me down for extremely hungover too. Absinthe is reatarted, and makes me retarted. One thing I have realised during my European trip is that a lot of stereotypes about certain countires are mostly true. The Swedish are definitely the nicest bunch of people I have met so far, and the girls are obviously ridiculously hot
I swear that this chick (or somebody who looked EXACTLY like her) was my patient last week. I should post my thoughts of the appointment in the the inappropriate thoughts thread. So confusing....aren't people of the asian persuasion usually less...curvy?
Yes, she was very attractive. And consider that she was 19, wearing the shortest of short and tightest of tight black mini-skirts, a skin tight white t-shirt with a black bra underneath, and cried a little bit, but not the ugly tears, the type where your eyes just glisten until a single tear drops from the perfectly shaped eye and travels down the face to rest on the perfect full lips, and I was all the more confused.
Oh, never say never. If you go to that thread about those straws that will detect date rape drugs in drinks, you'll notice that they can't yet detect rohypnol. Get on it.
If we were in the same room I'd Ike Turner you. Well, slap you. Not exploit your talent for profit. The other thing he's famous for. It's noon day, so that means it's time for the metal version of The Power of Love: Feel those titties on your face.
The breakfast of champions, P.F. Changs, left over from last night. Unfortunately, this is not a hangover recovery meal since I can't really drink right now... Spoiler Spoilered for size.
Nice picture, congratulations and all, but that jacket isn't letting your natural beauty shine through. Some women go for a man in uniform, I favor the man out of uniform if said man has some nice muscles. Gee, objectifying is fun.
That jacket is actually the most form fitting thing I've ever worn, it's just super thick. Buttoning it up is a struggle, and that black belt just adds another layer of uncomfortable-ness. And thank you!